Does size matter?

Eh, I'm not one to brag. Confident.

I'd say it matters a bit, but it's more finesse then anything.

 

unless a man is unusually small or unusually large, it's not an issue.

 

penises are lame....

 

I knew that was going to get taken wrong, but not til after it was too late to edit as I was already away from the computer.

I've read your posts, seen your pictures, and generally think I have a decent idea of what kind of person you are from the past few years. You're NOT the kind of person I'm talking about.

Somebody once said to me, "But part of your vows say, '..in sickness and in health'. Yes.... yes it does. And I'd never leave or divorce somebody because of health issues, at all. But I'd also never marry anybody that cannot reasonably take care of themselves and put fort the effort to live atleast a moderately healthy life. If it's out of your control then it's out of your control, and that's something completely different.

I guess what I should've said is I can't sit idly by with a person who just doesn't care to take care of themselves. Probably woudl've sounded much better. I apologize.

Edit: I was meaning more like people who are 5'4" and 340lbs type shit. Unhealthy and not doing anything about it.

 

I make men fill out an application form and make a photocopy of their penis before they can date me...

Question 7 is "How much body hair is too much?"

 

HAHAHA i once made a g/f application out of boredom. i should find it and have them printed up. It'll help me weed out the whores and headcases i attract.

 

I thought those were teh ones you were looking for?

 

that tends to be the problem.

i just can't help attracting healthy, attractive, mature, loving, successful and driven men who are awesome in bed and looking for a long term relationship. i mean, once that gets switched on, i guess it never goes away. so i'm frequently asked if i have a sister or friends like me. *sigh* it's a rough life.

 

hey that's ok, I wasn't really that upset. It just made me think what if my bf said that to me one day, which he wouldn't anyway. And i agree with you on that point!

 

So...do you?

 

Yeah, but you didn't say what size...shhhhhhhh.

 

nope. i'm unique. just like everyone else.

 

j/k

 

i know. but i'm glad i got to break out that old joke. it'd been rattling around in my head for a couple days.

 

Was it a joke?

After seeing your ole pic, I was like...no wonder.

 

yeah. i always liked the snideness of the "just like everyone else."

 

You took me for a ride. Hehe.

 

i try to set up conversations that i can end with a quip. it doesn't always work.

 

But you do always end up confusing the heck out of me at least. AND making me feel like an innocent peasant.

 

it may be a cultural / language thing.