Does anyone speak 'hippie babble' anymore

The amazing holy cow at the end of the universe with the poker chips and the potato hips down to the thigh man~~~where you groooooove~~~ with your chocolate boday~yeah!! as you babble liquid babble with the amazing marijuana that is not good for yourt body and your sick twisted bubble friends at the forgeting to remember what I forgot when I forgot to remember to remember to remember to foget about forgetining about the remembering expeirience, jimi hendrix, expierience, personality man with the groooove~~~man~~~to the jukebox boxes in the cardboard box behind the chicken shack outback where I used to sit and mingle and I learned the chicken jingle with mister Kinkel Mansonaor of teh 60 70 49er experience Mr. Grooooooove~~~Van~~~......

 

Haha, I remembered the game..... Im a loser, just not an asshole.

 

Well, lets just play anyways. :3

 

Teach me, teach me!

 

ya just gotta go with the flow & see where it comes out...sometime upstream sometimes downstream but it's all where it's supposed to be when it gets there....

 

last time i was fishing on a dwarf rat in the sea of biscuit bay when i broke my apple. it's quite devistating when my marmalade carpet ants get all up in my jelly like that one time in india. but budda is another can of grapes. the alphabetical donuts got locked in my trunk again on thursday, but i saw you yesrterday buy a car with her mother in the road.

 

ya know i got this car once we drove here there left right forever following sunsets toawards distant desserts past tuscon, ya know i knew a girl in tuscon with the longest legs ive ever seen, legs up to her ears, but i dont really like legs man i like hairr yea hairy chicks is where its at but tucons not a very hairy hell to blow throughya see there was a fella there named bob..bob sold that weed i liked, but not really the good weed cause bob wasalways chased by cops but 1 of the cops was this really hairy chick she always smelled of strawberries and smoke.. chocolate covered strawberries always make me wanna get high but when i get high i like to swim down there by the ol swimmin hole but last time i was tyhere there was this naked couple kissin on the rock..it was a big grey rock, granite i think didnt they used to mine granite down there by the ol hilman farm i always went tothat farm and stole corrn but felt guilty so id leave a dollar under a clump of mud..i bet ya by now theres a hundred dollars plowed into his fields
but that reminds me he had a car rotten out there in the feild just like that ol car i drove tha time to the dessrrt to pick peyote
never did find any herb on that trip, wonder why we just gave up
i tend to give upon everything , maybe cause everythuings nothing and nothings not worth worryin about

 

Quote by AmandaShadow: "who needs cents? i need a few dollars. maybe if i sol my virginity on ebay. then id by a car. but a hybrid? you know half and half. I met this bircial guy on a couch once but he was trippin so we didnt hookup"

Let me just take this time to say *That was deep!* lol
I once thought I was pregnant. I know what this is all about, I know why you are here. I can babble easily, altho I haven't touched pot in months. I graduated hi actually.....didn't realized high school was over until two weeks into summer break. *Meow* I'm not horny, can I say horny? Well there it goes again. I'm really tired, catch me when I'm tired and I'll tell you everything I know. I don't think it's dumb, it's just true. haha, I keep hitting enter, and this is fun.
haha *Enter*
*Enter*
WOOT! Yes homes, I still got it in me. I babble and I twitch, but I'm still not a.....Bartholemew? No this isn't Dr. Seuss, I have a sheet and a moose, I'd like to reproduce, although neither are in use.
Chronic Discharge?
And a'thank you for your time.

 

Some of the undergraduates think that there is something to do or somewhere to go. In their world they may be right. I wish to acknowledge my teachers. I wish to acknowledge Tim Leary, Boris Worm, Max Planck, Werner Heisenberg, Jim Morrison, Louis Gottlieb, Mystery, Milton Schaefer, Paul Watson, Farley Mowat, Leonard Cohen, Isaac Romano, Michael Lerner, Buffie Saint Marie, Vine Deloria, Wayne Brown, Steven Brown, Rick Dale, John Pettigrew, Dennis Cruise, Dogen, Hyakujo, and Olaf Simon.

There is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Look at the ocean. Does it appear empty? It's getting there. Twenty eight percent of major fish stocks have collapsed. Six billion people on the planet, or is it seven by now. We have met god and it is the human immunodeficiency virus. Retrovirus taking over our own DNA and using it to produce more virus. God's master thesis in action to control the killer ape on the loose. You are the killer ape, you who are reading this.

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So we all sit around on the nod. We all sit around with our tent and our lamp, and our lamp, and our tent, and it's warm. It's warm inside and it's cold, it's cold outside. So we all sit around with our tent, and our lamp, and we never increase the dose. We never, never increase the dose. Except, of course, tonight is a special occasion. Just a little purple wedge, goes down easy. We never, never increase the dose. Nothing to do and nowhere to go.

So, nothing to do and nowhere to go, all down in Fourier series, Lagrangian harmonics, more than two ways to skin a cat my friend, pick your coordinate system, you have yours, he has his, I have mine, everyone has his coordinate system, we can translate one to the next especially if your particular coordinate system (and mine) are finite dimensional, if you need to translate your coordinates to mine you can do that with a linear transformation, the set of all such linear transformations form a non-commutative group of isomorphisms, the transformations being well defined, closed, associative and having a null element. I don't want to hear about transformations between infinite dimensional spaces (sequence spaces) because as everyone knows there is no infinite dimensional space, although it makes a nice model at times. Don't try to sit outside the experiment.

So, you are reading this and probably your attention span is about reaching its limit, television child. There has to be a point, what is this guy's point, what is he trying to say here. Tough tittie. You dialled the hippie babble channel and I'm not constrained to make a point or entertain my fucking audience, or have an introduction and a summary and a leader line at end of paragraph pointing to the next one.

"America, go fuck yourself with your atom bomb, I don't feel good, don't bother me." -- Ginsberg

One day a complete asshole came to our monastery. The Master took a look at him and said,
"You're a complete asshole."
The asshole said (assholes can talk, just look at George W.),
"Five hundred years ago I was a student here. I asked the zenji, 'Is Buddha the same as dharma boddhi?' The zenji (master) said, 'For even asking such a question, you are going to have to spend five incarnations as a complete asshole.' I am now nearing the end of my fifth incarnation. Is Buddha the same as dharma boddhi?"
The Master laughed, and said, "Of course not!"
The old man bowed and left us. The next day the Master led us around to the other side of the mountain, where we found a cave. Within the cave, there was the carcass of a dead fox, which we buried with proper ceremony.


To be continued.

 

media broadcasts are the ulimate babble...they twist your mind & bend your thoughts...psychological babble in full techicolor, with surround sound & subliminal plants............

 

So, just nodding out now, what else can we do, my connection is late, the connection is always late... dilute your hit to 97 percent chalk you bastard, keep you alive and begging for more...

Last flight out of Baghdad, out the Hunter S. Thompson International Airport, Sunnis and Shiites duking it out with RPGs, Prime Minister Malarky elbowing his way on to the plane (throws a stewardess to the wolves where she's raped eight times by devout Muslims). George Bush's plane leaves without him during state visit to Mosul, George thumbing a ride to Tikrit... "Yes, my fellow Americans, the Free World is stronger for your efforts." Mohammad Abdullah Abdul pulls over for the President, promises ride in exchange for hot suck, George complies, as Abdul bellows out the second verse of the Star Spangled Banner. It's an election year. Last plane out to land of the free...

 

I've never been high but I don't think Hippie babble can be that hard. I get hard all the time, I can't help guess I'm just a horny guy. Ever seen a horny toad, their not really toads just lizards with a lot of spikes. Hedgehogs have spikes too, my sister has one for a pet. My pets were always more normal like cats or dogs. I did have a rabbit once. I got him right after easter. There used to be a girl who showed up at our church only on Easter and Christmas. I had a huge crush on her, I found her on MySpace recently. I've found a bunch of friends on MySpace they're coming out of the wood works. Speaking of cumming...

 

i have very little of my mind left, but I don't mind. mind over matter: we don't mind, it don't matter. matter and mass are not the same thing, but who's christian anymore anyway? any way is better than no way. lets babble the right way. pedestrians have right of way. way cool. not only that but cold, like an ice cube. good rapper there. I like candy. she's a good friend of mine. the coal industry is the only thing supporting some towns, like a column. like "dear abby". ever visit an abbey? those abbots sometimes make wine, but I don't think they should complain, for it's plain to see that they chose their own fate. I think the most powerful one is Clotho. the cloth is only complete when all the threads are cut, but shortening the threads requires hacking, unless you're an administrator, then it's alright. don't go so left-wing that you go right-wing like Stalin. Gorbachev doesn't like star wars, he prefers return of the jedi.

feel the force of my babble lol

 

It's my dog, Doctor.

Everytime there's a full moon, he turn's into a teenage boy from midnight to dawn. Then he turns back into a malamute husky. Scares the shit out of me.

I'm all right, aren't I?

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Alright, you are right. Only when you write on the right side, though. Sideways isn't the right way, but the way of the Jedi, you know? Your nose, your nose knows, you know?

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and frow? Frow me that blanky, willya? Won't ya? Ya tired yet, or did you already change the tire?

Peace and love your friends of the band's groupies on their backs of the cigarette cartons have a Seargen General's warning for the big dog
------Earth Child

 

Ah, the big dog. I remember a big dog her name was Skye, she was a sheepdog. I had a toy fluffy sheepdog, it was grey and white. Is that snow too white? I like pretty christmas cards, the ones with doves on. There is a dovecote outside the police station in the park, and we stopped the man being burned. But then the baby's head fell off. Maybe it wasn't screwed on properly. My head's never screwed on properly, but I can't say it's ever fallen off before. Ever fallen off a bench? I fell THROUGH one once. Pretty impressive, sadly I broke my toe. Friend broke her arm - nearly had to have it amputated. The man outside the library had his leg amputated, he was nice to me cos I wasn't wearing shoes. Someone said they'd think I bought my clothes on a rubbish heap, but there are no rubbish heaps near us unlesss you count the one I want to graffiti on, except it's next to a police station.

 

I was wondering why I saw all this nonsense all over the forums... now it comes together.

 

it's very sexual what you just said, everyone cumming together. ORGY!! or, gee, i don't know... now what do you know? I'm now in the know with no nose non-scents. i sent in and got this sweater, but it was perspiring a little profusely for my taste. taste the rainbow...

one hell of a trip there, man. i took a bus to the meadow because I didn't want to clean the dishes, but the satellites picked up the signal and their toys, like good little kids, and the goats eat just about anything in their path. left path, right path, correct? right side dominant? no, I'm ambidextrous. balanced, y'kno? the fate of middle earth is balanced on the edge of a knife, which raises the question: is the next weird al song gonna be "breaking the hobbit"? "Breaking the habit" by linkin park is best sung by a choir of nuns. there's none better than a bedder to bed one's enemy's' wife. but better leave before the bed goes bad, because badgers bite benificial bavarians, and allitteration activates an altered altitude of anger and annoyance.

 

The President rises to address the assembled press gallery. A hugh TV camera rolls in for a close-up.

"Mah fellow Slobovians. Ah want you to know that I appreciate your pride in your country, as I'm proud of my country. And I want you to know that in this fiscal year, our balance of trade deficit is down by 6.3% (excluding China), we've created 42,600 new jobs for Slobovians, and although we've lost control of both houses of Congress, we continue to push onward towards progress and national self respect.

"Furthermore, in the last fiscal year, we've only lost 1462 Slobovians to the Mohammidads, down from the previous fiscal year. Security is increasing in the Mohammidad back country, and in most provinces there (especially the oil producing ones) a Slobovian armed convoy can travel at will during daylight hours. This is a 5.6 improvement over the security of our armed convoys there the previous year.

Nothing can stop the progress of freedom in Mohammidad and Badgutistan. Please hold your applause. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Please hold your applause for just a minute. Thank you. Ah also want you to know that, since the demise of the Evil Empire, we've given freedom and full voting rights to 2176 oil wells in Uzbekistan, 638 oil wells in Turkmenistan. We've also improved two counties in South Dakota (by abolishing Indian reserves in order to reduce BIA expenses). Ah thank you. The progressive people of Badgutistan and Mohammidad thank you. Gawd bless you and Gawd bless Slobovia!

 

hippie babble??sounds cool but first i have to improve my not so good english