do you turn a doorknob..

Hello,

16 more years or so and he is free again .

Regards
Gyro

 

Mine is pretty much like this although much older version. There is also a dead bolt and one of those chain locks on the inside. I think the apartment building was built in the 60's.

 

You Have To Be Joking....I Have Friends Who Still Have Their Two Sons Living

At Home, One Is 29, And The Other 34....

Nowdays They Just Don't Want To Fly From The Nest Like We Did....



Cheers Glen.

 

Hello,

na, it's not the same anymore. What about changing the door knobs while your friend's sons are out playing ?

Regards
Gyro

 

Next Time We Have Coffee Together I Will Make This Suggestion, But I

Can Assure You No Action Will Be Taken.

Whenever This Subject Has Come Up, Mum Says She Loves Having Them Around,

And She Has No Problem Doing The Cooking And Washing.

Both Of Them Have Good Jobs In The High Income Range, Why They

Insist On Staying In The Nest Is Perhaps As Much Their Mothers Fault

As Their's...



Cheers Glen.

 

Hello,

I would like her mom cooking for me . Are they by any chance Italian? If I remember correctly about 60 per cent of the Italian people between 18 and 34 years live with their parents. That's the highest rate in good ol' Europe .

Regards
Gyro

 

HaHa- - I hadda check too- -Igot the old handle with the little lever in the middle that ya gotta hold down to open the door-
Glad I know that now- just in case it comes up in conversation again

 

Done! I hired an 18 year old Swiss Au Pair figuring why have a latch-key kid if you can have a keyhole fantasy :2thumbsup:



Hotwater

 

What?
You call THAT 'kinky'? Ohh,Hotty-I am disappoint.

Here I am,wearing the ripped pvc crutchless frogman's hat and matching see-through handcuffs,which are lashed to my rubber skintight shorts,showing off my muscular thighs to their very best through the sheer silk of my stockings,because atm I'm bent face down over a sweating goat as I tickle it's ring with my tongue stud-with a doorknob shoved handle deep up me chuff!........and YOU think peeping through a keyhole is kinky??? Oh,YOU'RE sooooo SWEET,Hotty!

 

True, but that doesn't mean I can walk through things... lol I'm invisible, not a ghost.

 

It’s the fantasy of every guy to make it with their teenage babysitter or the au pair as long as it remains a fantasy.


Have you ever seen the movie au pair girls :2thumbsup:


hotwater

 

I'm really surprised we have no threads about fucking doorknobs.

Although, I'm sure there is something like it from a while ago.

but I'm surprised there haven't been any recent threads about it.

 

Huh. The last thing I fucked was a pigeon.

I was on my 'max,holding 90mph along the A12,when WHACK!...fkn pigeon does a kamakazi job straight into me.
Me & the pigeon had a brief disagreement,then it disappeared.
Never before have I seen so many feathers going in so many directions at once.

 

too easy..

 

I have the same problem, just hip-check the door while turning the lock. :2thumbsup:

I have knobs and dead bolts.

 

I cant believe 55 people responded so far- -me being one of them :willy_nilly:

 

We all respond to human interest stories don't we?

 

Hello,

I have the feeling that I have not paid enough attention to knobs in the past .

Regards
Gyro

 

I have an old shitty loose doorknob, sometimes the key gets stuck in it and it pisses me off and my neighbors think I'm a crazy bitch....wait I am a crazy bitch, never mind