Do You Think If I Ask Skip...

not you!

 

Oh, then I agree.

 

I just went out and stole a mannequin and I wrote skip on it's head... We just made out, I now have splinters...

 

Very nice. Don't be disappointed when you take his pants off and find that he is not anatomically correct...It's the Ken doll curse...

 

Haha
Yeah, I figure I'd just do an ol'fashion dry hump...


I cleaned my ears last night and I am going to build a Skip statue out of my wax that way I can carry him around in my pocket always...

 

I think it is wonderful that you have a "practice skip" before getting the real thing...that way if you accidentally decapitate him, you can just glue it back on...

Why not make that wax skip into a romantic candle...

 

Good idea... Plus the smell of my burning ear wax will get me in the mood for love...
Ug, my stomach is making noise, I know today will be a gassy day...That stinks, literally and figuratively... skip, don't be scared, I keep plenty of Beano on stock all the time, plus you will get use to it, I promise..