Do You Think If I Ask Skip...

Don't start evil. See, you don't know me and you don't know what my sex life is like.

Here you come with your dialectics...your digressions...just because you don't have a solid argument.

Either women booty shake or they won't have my body. It's that simple. Don't come to me trying to seduce, buy drinks, flirt, talk of Tahiti or whatever.

No booty-shake, no nothing. I ain't giving them what they want. They can't sway me at all. That's it.

 

I don't want you so why would I care what works for you... I want Skip...Thanks for playing though

 

I say, I say, I say...you're setting yourself up for disappointment. I'm trying to be a good friend and tell you what men want. Don't wanna listen? That's your problem. But remember you heard it here first. unk:

 

She will be just fine without the booty shake...jeesh

What she needs to do is sing "nobody does it better" by Carly Simon, and follow it up with some Elvis...

 

Will she at least dance to it? SOMETHING!

 

I think Carly Simon will work and I'll seal the deal with some Elvis ...

Praxis, I don't dance because when I do people ask if I need help and if I'm okay...
If he wants to see some skin they I will show him my collection of warts that are growing on my chest... Gets them everytime, it sucks them in and then they are mine.. Don't be scared Skip, they haven't spread too much and they are not contagious...

 

See, you're just attracted to me I think.

 

I still have the collection of warts you sent me in the mail. your generosity knows no bounds. but I don't think it's true that they don't spread, I've been getting an awful rash ever since I slept with them spread out on my bed sheets..

 

shhh, don't say that they are contagious, it might scare people ...
Though, it's heart warming to know that you spread them out on your bed sheets, that's dedication...

It's true, the jig is up, Skip is just code for "I'm attracted to Praxis and I named my big toe after him"


I hope Skip doesn't mind me smelling of feet...Hope it doesn't drive him away...

 

I knew it. But you know what. You're not going to seduce me at all. Not without the booty shake.

 

Again, I don't do booty shakes nor do I seduce...Guess it will never be...

 

Why not? You think you got a fancier reproductive system and alla sudd'n you can take me for granted?

It doesn't work like that at all. Let me tell ya.

 

Yes...

Booty shaking and seducing is something that I just don't do, not even for my love Skip...Take me as I am or don't take me at all...

I still haven't found any songs to sing to him yet... Hmmm, I do love James Brown, maybe one of his songs..Just maybe..

 

Wrong. Just wrong.

I can see right through your double standard games... :whip:

 

Games, I see no games here...

The only game I play is stalk skip...

 

Well, I wish you luck.

You'll need it. :reddevil:

 

Nope, I won't...
It seems that I should be wishing you the luck...Though, I will not say what for since this isn't a thread about that, but only about my love for Skip...

I hope I didn't scare him off...that would sadden me...

 

Aww. Maybe you got a chance.

 

you need to watch more marilyn monroe movies.

 

Huh?