Do you Masturbate at work?

Just like you said you would.

 

i keep my word hippie and tool are my fav ladies on here i was tool would show some skin!!!!!!!!!!

 

I have a few times, in the restroom, to get rid of an erection. That was a long time ago. Now I am retired and don't have to worry about such things.

 

hell yeah! at work, at school, in the car, on the plane. guys got it easy, we can basically do it anywhere.

 

It's easy for a girl to put her hand down her pants you know

 

yeah, as far as i see it, the vagina seems to be better designed for portability.

 

i remember one time back in high school my gf at the time decided she would give me a nice cock rub... she had unzipped my pants and everything... was feeling great until it was my turn to read out loud to the class... as u could imagine, my reading wasnt up to scratch so the teacher moved on to the next kid unaware of wat was going on under the table

 

Yes, in the bathroom at work whenever I need to relieve some sexual tension. It's fast and it makes me consentrate on my work better.

 

You bugger. I went to an all girls school. Not that it couldn't have happened anyway i guess

 

Wow DM, how fast is it? Most women I've talked to about this say they would masturbate at work if it didn't take so long. Do you have a little pocket rocket, or are you just a fast cummer?

Fish

 

I never masterbated at work, but I once had sex in the stock room. I think that's better than masterbating.

 

Usually only takes about 3 min's or less. Guess I just know all the right places to touch that get me off.

 

You know, i remember i read years ago how it takes women on average, half an hour to cum. That shocked my arse off. The shortest time for me was 20 seconds. That's my record and the longest time is about 10 minutes. Of course, when with a partner it's usually longer because we want the fun to last Just don't believe all this stuff that says all women take forever.

 

the vagina doesn't seem that complicated to me

 

(EVERYBODY SING)

You put your left hand in
You put your let hand out
You put your left hand in and you shake it all about


Well? It's basically it isn't it? Though body parts may vary.

 

NO

 

Lets just say I left a surprise in the Vice Principles coffee!

 

Elegantly put

 

Sometimes I have to, because I'll be dealing with an attractive and sexy client and I'll start to get hard despite mysel, and totally distracted. If I excuse myself to the bathroom, I can take care of it in a couple minutes, return, and be able to focus on work again, at least temporarily. I always think she knows what's going on, though, which can be embarrassing.

 

Of course. Nothin like a little jerk at work. A certain female here turns me on soo much that I cant control myself. You know who you are! ~wink~