Do You Know It All?

i actually do know everything

 

Yeah, I would give anything to have a mind like that. He is a fountain of useless knowledge. Okay, now we should try to combine features of posters to create the ULTIMATE HFer.

So, say, we would have dave techie's reasoning, Nesta's memory, Zilla's boobs, Cherea's cock, Laura May's hair...what else?

 

sometimes i think Nesta is just really good at google, ahahaha.

 

Fuck Cherea's cock ~

give me those gorgeous lips...

 

i know i wouldn't mind fucking cherea's cock....

 

For KISSING,

you flippin' PERVS!!!

NOT oral sex.

Well, and watching how he moves them as he speaks, eats, pukes, etc.

The last time i saw lips that gorgeous?

Was on Elizabeth Taylor...

Oh, yeah,

it's like THAT! :rofl:

 

Nah,

but he's black,

so we KNOW it's HUGE...

:rofl:

 

Its the whole black stereotype thing. We're really just a bunch of filthy racists in here. I thought you knew that?

 

i'm the master racist

haha, see what i did there?

 

Above and beyond the HUGENESS of his cock is the fact of his intelligence,

which would lead ANY horny HF'er to expect that his expertise extends from

It's Not The Size Of The Rise,

But The Angle Of The DANGLE,

and the love he would put into the O for Yo.


Okay, so i'm madly in love with Cherea, and have EVERY intention of meeting up with him, one of these days!

Heck, Houston is only, what? 4 hours from here? Well worth the cruise!!!

Hilder???

Feel like cooking up a feast???

i'll be there,

with BELLS on!!! :rofl:

 

Oh, wow.

Guess i should invite Cherea, too...



Hilder? Ever done a threesome ~ menage a trois? :rofl:



Hey! You wouldn't try to STEAL him away from me, right???

As perverted as this might sound,

i want him for his brain

more than his cock.

 

It's his LIPS!!!

Well,

AND his intelligence.

But, hey!

Those LIPS...

:rofl:

 

Hotwater's black, too,

and has a massive schlong.

Well, according to the results i got back on my Black Dudes and Italian Guys thread...

 

Hahaha.. Aww.

Undies' sense of humour, Priss' or Summer's eyes, Jerry's ability to drink, Raz's ability to make friends.. :cheers2:

 

Dunning kruger

I'd explain it but people would misinterpret the fuck out of it because, that's what people do here.

 

kinda scared of the HFer with my boobs and Cherea's shlong...

 

OFF TOPIC:

Hey!

Y'all are going to have to type a LOT faster if you expect me to stick around...

(Oh, yeah! Like i'm All That!)

My ice is melting,

my grog is getting hot,

and i'm about ready to pass out.


However,

like a little kid,

i will FIGHT this sleepiness until i see a schlong (massive isn't so important ~ massive sort of HURTS, to tell you the truth)

or until i see Cherea's lips, LIVE, Up Close and Personal!


On the other hand, i may just give it up, go to bed, and DREAM of Cherea's lips!

The rest of y'all?

 

It would be perfect!

 

Holey Sheet!

Which HF'er is THAT???

 

how do you make grog?

I know the traditional recipe, but what is yours?