Do You Haiku?

Its five in a row
Number five hundred exact
And still going strong

 

Attempting my first
Haiku to occupy mind
The night meanders

 

Opposites attract
I never felt it like this
Moved from a distance

 

Well, you would never know this is your first haiku. Very good.

 

End of the week, now
Let us rejoice and be glad
My favorite day

 

Hudson said this once
"How do I get out of this
Chicken shit outfit"

The sarge replied with
"You secure that shit Hudson"
Dont fuck with the sarge

 

Saturday morning
The day stretches like endless
Possibilities

 

Music in my ears
Love when I find someone new
That I've never heard

 

A Lion with wings
Mark in Alexandria
Protecting Venice

 

I love it when a haiku has a one word ending, because it has five syllables.

 

How often can one
procrastinate? I wonder.
I will tell you, soon.

 

He looks at the Sun
The disciple who was loved
What did he reveal

 

Eloise on her knees
worshiping the
old white bishop

 

He speaks my language
Even in the silence, too
How does he do it

 

Lol

 

Sade is playing
I yearn for some novelty
To stave off boredom

 

A tax collector
Straight outta Capernaum
Rests in Salerno

 

The sight of sorrow.
It’s the fear witch blinds us all
So I close my eyes

 

There is now one left
But I cannot be bothered
I don't give a fuck

 

Mark is a silly name.