For those who want to try DMT but can't get their hands on it, try a high strength salvia extract. It isn't exactly the same as DMT, but it will give you some idea of what it's like.
It's not insulting at all. A strong salvia trip will take you out of your body and into another dimension in the same way that DMT would. Obviously the experience will not be the same, but it would have similarities.
that dog sounds mad annoying. I'd have my friends dog piss itself in confusion in the other room. Then hug it once someone else cleans it.