Disposal of your Mortal Remains

over the whole thing? you're not that fat...

 

cremated and scattered

 

...I'd like to be fed to the polar bears.

 

If I make it in life to where I achieve my dream house, on my dream land....I want to be buried in that land. If I don't make it that far, I want to be cremated and spread across a few different places in the Colorado Rockies

 

i totally dig the idea to be put in a tomb

 

Ooh yeah a tomb, buried with like personal posessions for the afterlife. That sounds mint. Maybe even have a pyramid built over me in Egypt. Orr a whole army built to protect me. Mega!

 

Really, you can wish in one hand and shit in the other...it's your next of kin's decision. Or the city, if no one claims your sorry ass carcass. Also, your organs are only good if you die in an accident while young. No one wants an old, diseased kidney...

My whole family is buried. It would be strange to me not to be buried. I imagine that is what they will do with me. I won't really care, as long as they cut out my vag and mail it to mystical_shroom.

 

I think you have just convinced me to be cremated.

 

The only thing with being cremated is that everything that is useful as nutrients for the planet get's burned away- and actually creates green house gases (of the negative variety). That's my only beef with cremation. I deff. Have beefs with being put in a coffin that takes up space and stops me from decomposing properly also- really I just want to be wrapped in a sheet and put in the ground to be food for worms so that I can furtalise future weeds- I sort of take comfort in that.

 

Just get buried in a pine box. It'll do the same trick with extra fertilizer... "Wrapped in a sheet" sounds very serial killer victim and unpleasant for the family.

Since really, your funeral is not about you.

 

Same.

I remember my RE teacher telling me about someone she knew who passed away, they were buried in a cardboard box in a special park somewhere so the body could properly decompose. She told me a few years ago.

 

I agree with this 100%

 

Maybe we should have a designated hippie land-fill...like a giant compost...

 

i want to be fed to the fishes.

 

I dumped my brother in law at mile high stadium but I think some of him got back in my truck

 

as for me, I dont care. I'll be dead. Do what ever my wife and or kids want. They are the ones have to live with that decision. or you could always drag me back to lonesome dove.

 

I've never looked at it like that, very good point