Dear women of huipforums who don't like me

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bella Désordre, Aug 12, 2009.

  1. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    you know i do;)
     
  2. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    HOLD THE PHONE!!!

    I don't have cool rings... :(
     
  3. MaryJBlaze

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    i didnt say they were cool, i just said i had one for every year we were together...some of them are extravagant, some are plain but pretty and some just mean a lot to me because of the spirit in which they were given...

    i dont even wear them:eek:


    he knows better now anyways, im more of a necklace person and he always finds me these really cool unique pieces.

    i'll buy you a ring zilla:cool:
     
  4. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I'm a necklace and earring person myself. I always forget to put my rings on, even though I have a plethora of them.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    this thread is just

    fuck

    damn niggers
     
  6. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I know the beginning was, but I find it extremely hard to believe all 400 pages of this was.
     
  7. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Its not. Anybody with half a brain should have figured it out when she started talking about burp rags, it was obvious. Sadly, some people played into it and now her monstrous ego has doubled in size.

    Thanks guys ;)
     
  8. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    ha.

    Anyway, so crummy totally rep'd me for the post i made earlier. ha! :D

    one neg and one pro. xD
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Our electric bill is very low because I can read and cook using nothing but the glow from her aura.
     
  10. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    I like to do sterling on my ears, dangley ones, usually by a craftsman on Etsy or at art fairs. On my wrist I wear a tiffany bracelet the hubby got me and on special occasions I switch out the sterling with 8mm fresh water pearl stud earrings I got for valentines day and the matching necklace I got for Christmas.
    There are way too many diamonds on my finger to wear diamonds anywhere else, you know? If I go somewhere special I'll wear one of my (real) cocktail rings, as I don;t do fake stuff.
    I suggest all of you heat your home with your aura so your husbands have more money to buy jewelrey for you. The cooking and brewing beer with the aura takes some practice. I like to justify a facial, but reasoning the increase in auroaic glow heating properties.
    Thank you Andy, Mr. McDCSB, CrummyRummy for allowing my auora to be as big as your wonderful huge member.
     
  11. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    We're really the type of people who like a couple of really nice things, instead of tons of crap. I love my husband's good taste and the far superior gemstones and far superior flawless diamonds. My jewelry collection is OBVIOUSLY THE BEST.
     
  12. showerhead

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    Does "Bella Desordre" mean "Beauty Disorder" in Italian? :confused:
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I keep my house warm with my vagina. It's a very good heat source. ;)
     
  15. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    does it chew men up and spit them out?
     
  16. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    does a aura heat a house when there is nobody there to see it?something tells me no.. gonna be a cold dark few months in bellas house..lol
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Bella shines so brightly, we sell energy back to electric company. ANd I have been saving my beer farts...works better than propane.
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    About once a month for 4-6 days, depending on my cycle. :p
     
  19. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    i would like to discuss this further. may i have your telephone number?
     
  20. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I really think my farts do not stink. Especially when used to run the generator.
     

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