Dear women of huipforums who don't like me

I'm starting to think so too...

 

the joke is somehow lost on me....again

 

You could fit into Bana Republic clothes. I've seen your pcitures. You could definitley fit. Just remember, they don't actually promise you that you'll be happy for 'x' amount of years, rather they just imply it. And if you go to the one in San Francisco, remember, they will not stamp your passport even though the store is REALLY big and they have a lot of their elite BR monogram collection there. Sometimes they sell chinese cashmere, so be aware of that. They treat the goats horribley in china, so you don't want to buy that. Just trying to be philanthropic! I am not goign to charge you for that advice.

 

No, I have seen your ass and you pass. That rhyme is free by the way. I might do a tax deduction for it, but it won't reflect in your account.

 

LMFAO. This thread is priceless!

 

but i dont want to wear banana republic clothes, to be honest, i dont really wanna wear any clothes at all.

 

Now we're getting somewhere with this thread... :cheers2:

 

Not even cashmere or raw silk? What abou just diamonds all over your body, glued on. So lux, so ME ME ME!

 

lmao! I want diamonds glued on me please!

Maybe rubies for the nipples.

 

i prefer goat skin over anything, think you could hook me up?

 

Penny has hacked into her account.

 

Where has KC gone? I think she and Marie should become jogging buddies. It makes all kinds of sense seriously.
I have to go get on with my awesome life. I have to complete my orders from last week and create more of my fabulous designs. I also need to find out the gym schedule as I am going to start training for a half marathon. Mary, if you ever fucking get around to that list, please add 'training for a half marathon even though she hasn;t run one in 6 years'. I have uper cool new balance all terrain running shoes. They are THE BEST as is everythign else I own.

 

I do need to add-self control to the list Mary, if you ever get off your naked ass. I am back to protein smoothies for breakfast. Marie made me realize what I really don't want to become.
*cheers* I only drink the best EverClear with the best orange juice for breakfast.

 

the list is already up your ass bella, you'll have to add it yourself next time you take your head out of there



p.s

new balance?!?!?!

rofl

 

Absolutley not. That is an inferior material. I can loan you diamonds though. I do have like the best and biggest engagement ring in the world.

 

There, I fixed it for you.

 

pics or stfu and gtfo!!

I've gotten a ring for every year i've been with justin, i dont get why that would matter?!

 

Did I not call it? :cheers2: I'll drink with you, Bella. What the hell. It's Friday.

MaryJ, I guess you know you can't reason with a drunk. However, giving her more rope is highly effective. I'll hoist another one in your honor. :cheers2:

 

Okay, I have moved onto absinthe though. We only have a small bottle though, so I can't share too much. It takes a few drinks for me, as my tolerance is very high from hitting the bottle all day long.

 

Are they superior rings though? And by superior, I mean superior. Does anyone have a picture of my ass? Fitzy ? Joe? Post it if you still do. The one that says 'juicy' on it (the name of the very expensive sweat pants I wore when they were in style) would be awesome.