Dear Libertine,

Dear Libertine,

Wow, haven't seen you in forever!

How are the wife and kids?

 

Dear Libertine, why does Pink Floyd suck?

 

Dear Libertine,

How many licks does it take you to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?

Sincerely,
deadguy

 

Dear HCM,

Why are you so damn hot?

 

Dear RELAYER,

I believe you must have Pink Floyd confused with yourself...although I don't see how that could possibly be scientifically possible.

 

Dear deadguy,

Are you doubting the owl?

 

Dear Libertine,
Why are you so mean ?

 

Dear Piaf,

 

Dear Libertine,

Why do you live in a porta potty?

 

Dear Tree-Hugger,

It's the economy, stupid.

 

Dear Libertine,
Why didn't you answer my question ?

 

Because all of the blood rushed from his brain down to his penis after seeing your picture.

 

Dear Piaf,

Your hotness caused Libertine to purposefully evade any meaningful answer.

Try again.

 

You mean all the blood rushed to your penis and you lost the ability to think and type coherently. :tongue:

 

Dear Tree-Hugger,

You can hug my tree.

 

Dear Libertine,
I don't hug saplings.

 

Dear Tree-Hugger,

How about ding-a-lings?

 

Dear Libertine,

Not until I'm 80.

 

Dear Tree-Hugger,

Libertine suggests a few :cheers2: before making any decisions on what or who to hug.

PS. DON'T call me in the morning. Thanks.

 

Dear Libertine,

At night I hear the sound of one hand clapping. Is that weird?