I asked my boss via text message to come out on the floor and check something out. The time was 8:40am. He replied "I'm not there dumbass, you know I don't come in till 8." I said, "its 8:40 dumbass, and everyone here is waiting for you." He then argued with me for about 20 min because he thought his time was right. So as he strolled in just before 9:00 about 10 people walked up to him and asked him if he knew what time it is. Lulzies.