Dating Online

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by felix1984, Jul 30, 2015.

  1. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    could be rollin stoned..or sleepy cat as well..
    sex...stays a mysterious thing(ahah) :bandana:
    probably she a Russian hooker?
     
  2. felix1984

    felix1984 Members

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    You are wrong, it is not a photoshopped image, I can show you the original album where this image is from but then I would spam
     
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  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Dude, anyone can see it is secretly Pressed rat.
     
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  4. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    It was photoshopped before it was posted there. Pressed Rat is a shifty motherfucker!

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  5. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    It's totally Pressed Rat.

    To any fools who "fall in love" with sex workers... You are a client.
    Sure prostitutes marry, but they tend to divorce, because sex work leaves a mark that some work around and some cannot.

    Felix, you are a pay pig, and nothing more.

    If you are in love, tell me this:
    What are her aspirations beyond sex work? Who is her favorite author? How does she treat homeless people? Does your mom like her?

    Oh, your mom doesn't know?
     
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  6. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    6 months and you do not have a phone number. C'mon....
     
  7. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

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    There are millions of Russian girls and other foreigners that want a hook up with lonely American men. The internet is so much better than mail order. $$$$$$$
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    "I fell in love with a hooker,
    She laughed in my face,
    So seriously I took her,
    I was a disgrace,

    I was out of line,
    I was out of place,
    Out of time,
    To save face,
    See the open mouth of my suitcase,
    Saying leave this place,
    And leave without a trace,"

    Soul Asylum

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  9. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    sorry no liver spots here..
     
  10. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    Don't worry, nobody is going to follow that link. We can find better stuff.
     
  11. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I almost distrust your post because you're so new but anyway... I don't think you should take this girl seriously. Yes she's very beautiful therefore I know you will not listen to me. But I think you should let her contact you if she wants to be in a relationship. 800km isn't too far to drive but as others have pointed out maybe you should be trying to get her phone number before you jump ahead.
     
  12. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    I wonder what her boyfriend thinks of the man's feelings.
     
  13. mathias0815

    mathias0815 Members

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    Nice to see the spammer's suspicion. Didn't thought about it .... but nice to see it how it might evolve here ... perhaps someone has first earn posts before one is recognized as serious ;-)

    BTW: Nice advertisement with: Plz take away this pic cz it has unsolicited advertisement on it - with the emphasis on unsolicited :) (or perhaps in it??? :blush5:)
     
  14. Blu3sLady

    Blu3sLady Members

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    Oh man.. ya'll are funny. This whole thread gave me a great morning giggle.

    I've been sort of trying this whole online dating thing. But it's the first time I've been single since dirt was young and I have no idea how to go about this.

    Not really dating.. it usually involves joining a site and then spending the next few hours laughing hysterically. Sooo many scammers out there! They immediately want your email and your phone number. Right.. like I'm telling you any of that stuff.

    Or they want to chat but then the first thing out of their mouths is something along the lines of: "Do you have a big butt?" hahahaha... Run away! The conversation can only go downhill from there.

    I think I'll just stay single. heh.
     
  15. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Ot the dreaded one word messages:
    Hey
    Hiiiiiiii
    Kik?

    Such conversationalists they are.
     
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  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    forget online dating, i get that right here.
     
  17. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    that model has her age listed as 26......maybe her waste is 26......no way she is less than 36....maybe even 40.....
     
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