DAMMIT, CATE, you're just too cute.

you totally derailed it, though, bird. you must perform some perverse act to get the mood back on.

 

i have a lesbian friend, and her and her girlfriend are freaking GORGEOUS

 

*sigh* lovely. dave's girlfriend left him for his best friend's girlfriend once. apparently dave's girlfriend was gay, but rob's supposedly wasn't. AHAHAHAHAH. i wish i'd been there to see it.

 

I wanna hang out with hot lesbians but everytime I meet one she changes her mind.

 

hmmmmm
you convert gays?
the catholic church should give you sainthood

 

St. Aidan the straight, who single-handedly battled the evils of the SF scene.

 

i think that if it doesn't make it to reality at the very least you'd have a kick ass comic book

 

HAHA!

I'm gonna get my ass outta this thread so that me and the other guys can go back to reading some lesbo-erotic stuff. I'm sure they're all hating on bird and me right now.

 

yeah, way to go, cock blockers.

 

cock blockers?

kc, is there some information you are withholding from me?.....

 

not my cock. my cock gets anywhere it wants. i hide it in my purse. but all those other poor men...*sigh* poor guys.

 

i had a dream the other night where i was living in toronto and my roommate had friends come over all dressed up to go to the bar, i'm not going to say what i was wearing...cause i've already derailed this thread...these guys were all going to the club to pick up girls and i came along to teach them a few things, i brought a couple girls and a limo and ended up teaching these guys how to pick up chicks
it was a pretty weird dream, i then met one of the guys from keys to the vip and he tried to pick me up and offered me a part on their show

weird ass dream

but i ain't no cockblock, i'm the best wingman any guy could ever want :H

 

cockblock

 

she wouldn't even tell us what she was wearing.

 

exactly

 

this thread is lame now. i'm sad.

 

ill tell you what im not wearing

 

god bless you....you don't even need to continue...my imagination is vast...except, any tattoos? scars? permanent marks? just to help it.

 

my belly buttons pierced! I dont have any other big marks rlly.

 

not even a dimple on your ass or a teeny little mole on your shoulder? i'm trying to build a perfect image here.