DAMMIT, CATE, you're just too cute.

i'm keeping i~s for myself. (gathers weapons and checks the sturdiness of the cage in the basement)... what?

 

...what?

 

Cate is beautiful. I like her....and I rarely like anyone.

KC how big is the cage? You know I~S hates small, confined spaces.

 

it's 8' x 8' x 8'. she'll be let out for walkies.

 

Oh that should be fine. Throw in a bottle of booze and she'll be happy.

 

i've got plenty. i'll put in one of those hamster water feeders and attach a bottle of jack.

 

hahahaha oh god, jack gets me broken
hahaha

 

Hahaha I would pay money to see that.

 

i could charge admission, to a select customer base.

 

oh sweet, do i get a percentage?
cause i can put on a good show :H

 

no, you'll work for your feed. *whipcrack!*

though i suppose if you do really well, i'll let you keep one percent. and tips.

 

whipping me won't get a good show my dear, it'll just make me horny
paying me makes me work better
i can deal with the tips thing then
i can make fairly good tips
i've got the hustler thing down :H

 

making you horny is the whole point, my love.

 

Okay, the bird-alert has been activated by the word horny.

 

i think it's the prize winning birdcall. HORny HORny HORny GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

 

hahahaha

 

you heard it in your head, didn't you?

 

Female birds always attract male birds with that call.

 

you're the expert, bird.

 

You seem to be the expert here. But I will retreat myself and let you girls go on with the lesbian hotness.

/read-mode.