crushing the world

hey, i don't fuckin classify myself. ure a fuckin dumb ass and i'm sick of wastin my time arguing with ya. fuck off and die loser.

 

Because I'm famous sweetheart. All the girls know the great L.L.!

 

yea, for ure 1 cm. penis.

 

That is what I heard.. It was so tiny.. You cant even feel it... Hes the laughing stock of the girls bathroom.

 

You must have me confused with your father little precious!

They don't call me 6 inch Magoo for nothin' baby!

 

I hate to tell you sweety even if it was 6 inches.. Thats still SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well kids! I gotta scoot!

Chill out for christ sake! Dr L. luvs ya!

 

Not according to Webster's baby! And besides, it's enough to make you bleed from your ass! (rim-shot!)

 

this guys kinda kreepy now... maybe if everyone just ignores him he wont come back

 

After 40 years of being bombarded (in the course of my work) with the ugliness of insanity induced by human sexual disfunction I will admit that yes I have lost a portion of my normal mind over the ages.

At the age of 73 I hold true to the tool of life of which all animals utilize in the wild for the purpose of self animalist gratification.

 

hahaha,
ok now your cool

 

to think so fast
it makes you slow

to want so bad
to let you know

to rig it up
enjoy my shot

this is it
its all i got