Criss Angel

I wish you weren't a liar.

 

Ask Cyndi...not that she's seen them, but she can tell you I'd never actually post a photo of my own boobs. I got those teets off a website for breast augmentation in the "before" section.
Makes me feel so proud.

 

Would you e-mail a pic to someone you met and fell in like with on an internet forum such as HF?

 

You think I should email those to Criss?

Man, jokes aside, I would never post my boobs for real, much less send them to Criss...............again.
After his return email that simply said
I learned my lesson.

 

I wish you were an exhibitionist.

 

I need some tweeter.LMFAO.

 

Random thought...clown sex.
Squeak....squeak.

 

I bet you have an Insane Clown Pussy...

 

Damn, that was good, Hack.

 

I would like a little southwest whoo-whoo...

 

Sex (I'm A...)

by Berlin

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow <---- (that lyric disturbs me a little.)
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

Just a really cheesy sex song from the eighties.
Weird Al did a brief polka version of this song and it was hilarious.

 

I think that I shall never bed
A fool that does not love this thread
A thread with words quite very deep (yeah, right)
And a girl whose acting really cheap
A girl that looks at Criss that way,
And lifts her shirt to flash each day
And if you read this you will see
She has more screws loose than you or me
She ain't flashing
That part was a joke
If she did, her mom would have a stroke
What the hell is in her head
No ones knows, but she loves this thread

God, that was lame.

*runs to hide under nearest table*

 

I know this song!!!

 

You can hide under my table, and while you're down there...

 

Cheese peckers.

 

This tune is by Criss Angel - It's called "Rubber Room".

It is quite suggestive...

Ahhhhh
Ahhhhh
[spoken]I will
Ahhhhhhh
Welcome to my Rubber Room


You feel me coming
I'm gettin' closer
I want inside you
[I want to enter you]
You feel me pushin'
[pushin', pushin']
The push and pulling
You feel me stretching you
[I want to enter you]


I will caress you
I will obsess you
I will possess you
[I will enter you]
I will caress you
I will obsess you
I will possess you
[I will enter you]

Won't
you let me
inside of you

Oh, what I want
to be inside of...
I can hear you
I can feel you
Don't resist
I will taste you
I will be you
Don't resist me

Ahhhhhhh

You feel me coming
[I'm coming to you]
I'm getting closer
[now]
I want inside you
[you, I want to enter you]
You feel me pushin'
[pushin', pushin']
The push and pulling
You feel me stretching you
[I want to enter you]

I will caress you
I will obsess you
I will possess you
[I will enter you]
I will caress you
I will obsess you
I will possess you
[I will enter you]

Ahhhhhhhh

 

What? He wants to push himself inside a rubber?
God, it's late.

 

Double posts are beautiful...in their own waaaaaay.

So, I hacked into my computer's registry the other day and switched out the standard Internet Explorer toolbar with one I created in Photoshop.
Actually, this time I just used Tweak UI to put it there instead.
Much quicker.







Yep, stole that image right off his official site. Mu.. ha... ha... ha.
I'm going to prison for image theft, I know.
Plus, you know, you can bypass the flash thing on his site by print screening photos then using paint to paste/crop, since it won't let you right click.
Again, prison calls, I know.

One of my favorite stolen images is this one.


I know from where it originated, but I like it because it almost looks like he's sleeping.
I want to sneak up on him, kiss him on the cheek, then leave the room.
What did you THINK I was going to say?
Come on now, I'm not going to stalk the dude or anything.LOL.
Besides, I learned my lesson from that last restraining order.

 

I can put pretty much anything here and no one will ever see it.

*runs to upload own boobs.*