I am obssessed with male genitalia? Perhaps. That reminds me of some comedian on Shorties Watching Shorties talking about manipulating his genitalia. Anyone ever see that? Funny shit.
I was at a club one night on Halloween, which I do so rarely, and there was a costume contest. Some dude had the panty hose weiner like that and was wearing a trench coat. He flashed passers by. We paid him to go across the bar and flash a couple of our unsuspecting friends.
I screwed a bicycle handle bar to a hard hat, put on a sheet, splattered it with ketchup, and carried around a wheel with pedals... I went as a Menstrual Cycle.
Oh, and let's not forget the time I threw a sheet on, colored it to look like a tree and stapled condoms to it. I went as a rubber tree.
(insert Julie Brown "Cuz I'm a Blonde" voice) Like, oh my God, I feel like total cow balls this morning, for sure! Ok, so cows don't have balls, but if they did, that's what I'd feel like. Bull balls, then.LOL. I don't wanna go to work.
A thread resurrection is in order.... Please don't let this thread die, God. I promise I won't walk on wata anymore... or turn anymah wata into beer. Can I still do this, though? It's official. SkidRowGirl has totally lost her mind. So, let's celebrate with the happy dance, everyone.
You bitches suck. You know the post above this one was funny. No one wants to save this thread? Am I going to have to give it mouth to mouth myself? Because I will. All....day....long. Shut up, bitches.LOL.
Those aren't really my boobs,Hack. I just did it to be funny. But, I did pick a pair that resemble my own. I had to Photoshop the nipples pink like mine because the original nipples were slightly brown.Yuck.LOL.