Criss Angel

Mildred? LOL.
Hey, I swear to you, it is the God's honest truth.
I ain't saying the woman definitely had four legs and it wasn't some camera trick. It could have been, for all I know.
I have no idea, but she was in Ringling Bros and I am related to her. That part is true. We have the real photo and I have examined it looking for a hoax.
I don't care if it turns out to be a hoax though, I mean, I have a relative who was in freaking Ringling Bros, damnit. LOL. That shit is cool. :sunglasse

 

Working on it.

 

I like girls with 4 legs... that's very sexy...

 

I want to use my own avatars. *pout*

Staying on topic: Criss Angel is my bitch.

 

If you pay you can play.

And Criss Angel is indeed your bitch.

 

Yeah, and she had two cha chas too.
She birthed children from both sides, apparently.
Her husband must have loved that.
Not the birthing part, just the two cha chas.LOL.
I mean, dude had a threesome every night.

 

Imagine the possibilities...

She should have been a porn star!!!!

 

Oh, shit that's funny. Only trouble is, two of the legs were underdeveloped, so they were short like a child's legs.
Don't want to get arrested for child pornography.LOL.

 

Hmmm... whole nother list of ideas just popped in my head, and NO they have nothing to do with children...

 

I'm a total fruit basket. I just emailed some guy who has a page about my relative. I told him I couldn't get enough info from the family and asked if he had any. What the hell must I be thinking?
I think the dude might be some kind of circus freak.
I've never even been to the circus, myself.
Gee, there seems to be a pattern of freaky shit in my life, now that I look back on it all.
Therapy may be in order.

 

Ohhh.... so you are....

FUrrrrrrrrrr eaky?

 

LOL. Eh, freaky minus the "fur" part.
Hey, speaking of fur, this is an actual quote from my mother earlier today.
"I'd love to get myself a nice little house dog...but not a chihuahua..they don't have enough hair...it'd be like hugging a weinie."

 

I would hope that you enjoy hugging a good weinie.

I heard you were fur-less too... word travels fast around here.

 

Sure, I'll hug a weinie. Weinies need love too, ya know.
I'm just guessing the furless rumor you heard came directly from the shaven or unshaven thread where I posted it as fact.LMAO.
Cyndi can tell you, for a girl, I sure am developing balls quite fast.
Funny how at age 30, something happens, and you suddenly become more fearless and less embarrassed about stuff.
TMI is my new middle name.LOL.

 

There is never too much information...

You surely get your fill of balls, but you shouldn't be growing them on yourself...

 

My balls are getting bigger and bigger every day.
Granted, technically, I don't actually have balls, but I was recently struck with a bad case of psychological elephantitus.
This disturbs me greatly. I used to be so shy. I'd run from guys.
Giggle, blush, the whole nine.
Then, I met a few totally twisted people who made a habit of discussing sex on a regular basis.
Now, it seems I got sex on the brain.
Ah, to be thirty years old and feel like a teenager.
It also helps that people mistake me for a 19 year old.
I should get some botox so I look 15.LOL.

 

Oh, um...Mindfreak and stuff.
Just to stay on topic.

 

PENIS!
to throw it back off topic

 

You like you some penis don't you?

 

how U doin'?