Craziest Thing To Find In The Woods

A Porpoise in a kiddie pool

 

Neil Young, Crazy Horse performance Clementine..

 

i actually have a recording of that.

 

Jimmy Hoffa

 

lol



Heisenberg and Jessie Pinkman cooking meth

 

A policeman writing up a ticket for a deer not crossing the road at the "Deer Crossing" sign.

 

The school's cadaver!

 

a zombie clown

 

A gallon of melted, neopolitan ice cream, with four spoons sticking out of it.

 

a television playing inside a hollow tree, seen through the window, with the door locked and no one home and playing on the tv is a show that is a weekly series about an anthro fox who's a kind of freelance secret agent.

 

rotten fish sticks written out in big letters i love you on the ground

 

I once found an abandoned Charmander. It was almost dead, but i saved it.

 

a cannibal eating a dead body, raw.

 

the new guy, tied and bound with a gag in his mouth

 

a group of people chanting "we eat toes!"

 

12 Barbie dolls with tiny gold clothes pins through their earlobes.

 

people camping with pennies glued all over their bodies

 

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

 

Squirrels doing a line dance

 

Cheerios being carried by worms.