Craziest place you've masturbated?

Outside your bedroom window, you know that tree? That creek in the night? That's ME. Something about paranoia gets me off.

 

In a tanning bed. Hahaha.

 

I've gone a few times in the backyard during the day. Three different houses would have a view of that.

Also in the pool and in the one room of our house with the most windows, all open.

 

Did you mean that creap in the night?

 

that must've been rude. lmao

 

one time i got stuck in a tree.

got so bored i whacked off.

funniest shit ever

 

In a public park. Also, on a train.

 

When I was a kid we used to go and visit my grandparents at the other end of the country every now & then. At the bottom of their garden was a massive holly tree, which was ideal for climbing, if not somewhat punitive from time to time due to all the spiky leaves, but when I got as far up as I possibly could I would often celebrate by dropping my pants & masturbating.

Sometimes the resulting semen would fall all the way to the ground, where it would disappear into the undergrowth, and other times it would be caught on the branches below, where I would often encounter it on my return journey.

Although I would mainly have been surrounded by the greenery of the tree & most probably totally hidden from view, the notion that someone might have been watching me always added to the thrill & resultant pleasure that I would get.

 

In an intersection at 6:00 am. Totally naked and so horny. I was only 15 at the time. Long time ago but I still wonder if anyone saw me. It was a residential neighborhood.
Other than that, lots of outdoor masturbation, mostly in the mountains. Ride my motorcycle naked with a hard on. The vibration is great. It does make me cum hard.

 

on a train, in the car on the highway, class, movie theatre.

 

I stroked my cock in a buddy's daughters room while spending the night. I found her bra drawer and pulled out one of her lacy and very sexy bras; stoked my now throbbing cock some more and then shot a massive load into her sexy bra cups.... soaking her bra with thick, sticky ropes of hot sperm. I then placed the cum drenched bra back in the dresser drawer.

 

NICE job Guyver2.... I'm jealous as hell.... as that's HOT!!

 

it would have been rude!

I try not to let anyone see me having a rub if i can. My flat mate caught me. Just as was creaming out.... REALLY embarrassing. he saw my whole dick and head too!

 

I turn out the lights sometimes when i do it. You cant see what im doin, when I do that, or under the sheets.

 

That was really rude man!

 

ive done it in a port a potty on a construction site (while working)
In the bathroom at a resturant (while Working)
In the company van(while on the clock)

haha god love Porn Hub Mobile

 

I once masterbated in the toilet of the sports centre of the university I went to, was late and I needed a piss, started to get hard on just decided to go for it.. was amazing !, somebody could have walked in any minute !

 

Also recently jerked off in my neighbour's backyard while they weren't home.

 

My girlfriend masturbated me before a late meeting but we ended up having sex on my chair, whoops Lucky we didn't get found out, however, I do have a lock on my door

 

At Stone Henge in broad daylight, but I'm sure I'm not the only one.