Craziest place you've masturbated?

In class while in 7th grade, and i did it once in my religion class in 9th grade while watching a vid where some dude talked about jesus saving him. That wasnt wat turned me on, it was the hot chick that was sitting diagnol from me and i could see her cleavage. I miss her. Russians are so hot.

 

out in the woods. or in a public bathroom stall with tons of people around.

 

um...walking home drunk form my friend's house.

 

before playing footy in the locker room toilet. I think the other dude in the next cubicle was looking or something, not sure, but He was doing it too, you could kind of see the shadow. It was kind of a turn on too.

 

Probably in the pool, masturbating with the water jet, with a few people watching (and I was watching them, too)

 

I have done it many time in the toilet of many friends I visit. If i get a chance then i cum in the panties that are available in the toilet ....dry or wet doesnt matter. I prefer to cum on the panty area that sticks to the pussy. ummmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

 

listening to friends having sex in the next room, with no doors to stop anyone walking in on me or them suddenly walking in on me furiously wanking.

 

on a night flight from Seoul to Los Angeles....under the blanket. Was freaked out when the guy next to me woke up and saw what I was doing but offered to help! I let him, and then I stroked him too. was really good fun!

 

Now that is what you would call a "stroke of luck"

 

Oj yeah! hot stuff!!

 

The craziest place was on the bart train when i was in high school on the way home from a Rob zombie Korn concert. My girlfriend at the time wanted me to pull my dick out and start beating off while she fingered herself. To make a long story short she gave me head and i blew right when it was time to get off the train

 

same here lol glad to know im not the only one i've actually done that 3 times

 

Craziest place for me was in a nightclub while getting a lapdance

 

Skatepark.

 

At school, numerous times during the day. I stop immediately when some dude walks in, though. I don't have the guts to do it when someone is going No. 1 or 2. lol. I just got the idea of not masturbating for a week to build up my cum reserves and then jizzing all over the seat and handle and leaving it there. Then, I'd sit in the next stall pretending to make, and wait for some poor shmuck to walk in and see it! lol. What would be great is if he didn't even think to look and then he sits on my jiz, or flushes the toilet and gets my jiz all over his hands. Kinky.

 

The thing is, if you watch semen, it's only maintains it's creamy 'jizz' texture for a couple of minutes, after which time it settles down & takes on the appearance more like a muddy urine, with the same sort of liquid consistency. In short - it would simply drain away.

 

Now that's hot! It was one of the first places for me as well..and still a favorite!

 

On my balcony a couple of times during the Summer months of course.I masturbated once when it was raining.It felt soo good.

 

Nothing really crazy. When I'm home alone I walk around naked, so I have a sneaky poke, or hide my bullet vibe about my person.

I spose craziest place was in a friend's bed, with him in it. I was super horny, like.. explosive, couldn't be bothered to get up to go 'bate in the bathroom so I just sneakily did it in the bed. He never knew ^^ No chance I would have gotten him involved though!

 

Mental institution