Craziest place you've masturbated?

To make it really challenging, you can do it a really nice, quiet restaurant. One time, my boyfriend had to talk to the waiter when he was about to come, and nobody around us had a clue what was going on. He kept it together. I was impressed!

He thanked me afterwards, and then said he was going to get revenge on me later. I told him I understood.

 

Regarding the other similar thread -- what's the differences between the "craziest" place and the "weirdest" place?

 

This is not necessarily the weirdest, but perhaps the riskiest place, the most ironic place, etc.

 

Must have been nice for both of you! Mmmmmmmmm, cream of mushroom...

 

Did you do the rosary afterward?

 

driving on my way home after work...
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top of a mountain totally naked

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "self-service".


Like one of the first posters to this thread, I've also done it in a high school classroom during class. It was one of those "movie" days where the lights were off and I was sitting in the back of the room.

I've done public restrooms a few times, and once I just pulled my car behind some buildings late at night and jerked into the grass. I couldn't help myself, I would have exploded otherwise.

 

At my grandparents place a while back, well it was more of a hand job (horrible) from a girl round my age living near my grandma at the time.

 

backpacked out in the tetons.. waited to be totally secluded on top of a beautiful panorama of the world.. will never forget it

 

I remember when I was a kid & it was still a very new thing to me I would masturbate wherever & whenever I could. One particular one I recall was when on a rope swing, hanging from a tree. The swing was in the form of a Bosun's Chair (i.e. a stick tied to the end of the rope, sitting on the stick, with legs either side of the rope). I would get stroking along with the rhythm of the swing, and then when I came I would spray all over the place.

Sometimes there would be several of us competing to see who could cover the widest area - we had actually been playing this version of the game even before we learned about masturbation, but by seeing who could pee the furthest from the swing - basically a variation of seeing who could pee the highest up the wall (a game which I imagine 99% of boys have played at some time or another).

 

Weirdest for me was late one night on hols in Portugal whilst drunk. The heat always makes me very horny and I couldnt sleep. Anyway it had been a few days since I got off and I had a raging hard-on, so I decided to sneak out to the patio area of the house we were staying in - where it was cooler and nobody could see me..

The outdoors was soo exciting. By the time I stripped off I could barely contain myself & the cold tiles against my body sent me right to the edge. A few minutes of lying on my back & fingering my a$$ had me cumming buckets

 

The craziest place I ever masturbated was in the cemetary.

 

Just got back from the supermarket. Late night shopping. Went in with just trainers tracksuit sottoms and tee shirt. Took a couple of pairs of jeans into cubicle (they are unisex). Got naked and jacked off while people were next door. I heard at least three women go into the cubilces next to me. Seperated only by a thin wooden panel.

 

Riding a horse naked, one-handed in the rain. Like riding on a bar of soap. I got very wet but it was a fantastic, genuinely enjoyable and unique experience. Just glad I learnt to ride a horse like that when I was very young and keep my balance at the same time, LOL!!!

 

Waiting for a flight at Chicago O' Hare in a stall in the restroom between Concoarses E and F. It was a Monday, about 8 am, so the area was quite busy. Don't really know why I did it.... just really horny I guess.

 

airplane

 

I masturbated on the balcony of a hotel, while my wife watched, and did it, too. I could go for another round of that.

 

The craziest place was probably when I was 14. It was also one of the most exposed and risky experiences I've had, pretty amazing as well.

I hadn't masturbated in about a week so I was a pretty horny hormone-driven teenager lying in bed at one in the morning with a raging hard-on. I lived in a bungalow with my parents, and my bedroom was just behind the front garden, so a thought came to me. I looked out the window to see that there were only a few houses with lights still on, one opposite my house and another a fair way down the road. (You can probably see where this is going. ) I opened my window and, while only wearing a pair a briefs, climbed out into the garden. I bulled down my briefs so I was fully exposed and just stood there with a throbbing hard-on in the front garden. I walked to the pavement, lay down on the cold hard floor, after having a quick look around, I just grabbed my penis and jerked off for about 5 minutes, resulting in a crazy orgasm all over my body in the middle of the street, then, at probably the most awkward moment during orgasm, was when a car decided to drive itself rather slowly down the road, and the person just either completely ignored the naked teenager masturbating or didn't see me anyway.
I climbed back into the window and cleaned myself up with a big *woah* expression on my face.

That was pretty fun, and after that I started jerking off in (less risky) public places, just the thought of getting caught again really turned me on.

Edit - Oh, and I'm new here. Hello.

 

in a library aged 19