Craziest place you've masturbated?

I was at the local swimming baths last Friday afternoon which, as it happened, was unusually quiet.

When I came out, for some reason I was extremely horny, standing naked in the communial changing rooms - something that might have proved somewhat embarassng had they not been empty at the time.

I know I could have slipped into one of the more private cubicles, but the sensation of the increased risk was getting me even more aroused, so I began beating off, as hard as I could, whilst watching to make sure no-one was coming who was likely to catch me.

I climaxed in record time, and quickly rinsed the semen into the drainage grill by wringing out my trunks.

Once the orgasm was done, the erection quickly diminished, and I continued to dry off & get dressed, just as a few more guys entered the rooms - if they had turned up just a few moments earlier they might have caught me in full spurt, right in the middle of those few seconds when my bodily functions would be totally out of control & there would have been no way I could have disguised what was happening.

 

I've done it on the streetcar, in my high school washroom, in my high school computer lab next to another student, in my friend's washroom, in an internet cafe next to someone.
What can I say, I was a perve.

 

In the graveyard.

 

Adding new beginnings to expired products.

 

During a Christmas party, in Julia's office for her and two of her friends. I have no idea how I ended up in a locked office with three women, two of which I barely knew. I'll tell ya though - iI think I made a mess on the ceiling!

 

probably when we had friends over when i was younger, and our family friends didnt have kids, but the woman i had always fantisized about her. and i got to see her undress and start masturbating when i was the only one home with her, she yelled and moaned, so it was kinda hard not to hear and i krept up to where she was staying in the guest room andwatched through the window.

when they were about to leave and she gave us a kiss and cuddle goodbye it gave me something else to fantasize about .




also when i was babysitting the next door neighbours kids, she was a single mum with 2 kids. so anyway i put the kids to sleep and went through her drawers and found loads of sex toys, i look under the bed, and i find about 40 photos of her and guys and girls, next to the pictures i found a video camera and there were a few videos of her on there, so i layed on her bed naked and started masturbating thinking about her and if she walked in on me and joined me (unfortunately after 5 years it never happened, i sure as hell had a good time there)

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One of my favorite places was a small self-service car wash. I'd pull in behind a woman washing her car, watch her and jerk off while I waited my turn.

The woman next door is an attractive single lady. When we take care of her cat, I always masturbate at her house.

I almost always jerk off in the airplane bathroom, especally on a long flight.

The other night my wife had a few friends over and I beat off in the next room.

There are many, many more -- too numerous list. I love to masturbate (obviously) so if I want to, and I can do it without being seen, I do it.

 

Yes, girls masturbate but I don't think nearly as much. Hell, my girlfriend doesn't even masterbate, which I find strange probally though because I'm a guy. Guys are horndogs, no matter who they are lol

 

In class, and at work. The tough part at the office was keeping it out of the carpet.

 

In class? How the heck do you manage that?

 

Someone already said this, but on a train one evening

 

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I remembered a pretty good place. I had a physical. My doc is a woman, not especally attractive, but when she was through and left the examination room, I got to thinking how it would be embarassing to get a hardon during the exam.

One thought led to another, and right in front of me was a tube of lube and a box of Kleenex, so I started jerking off. After a few minutes the nurse asked if I was all right. I was all right. I shot my load and I could hear her right outside the door.

 

I once got caned ofr masturbating in class. The unfair part of it was that at the time I hadn't even discovered masturbation - I just had a very uncomfortable spontaneous erection that I was trying to reposition so as to ease my discomfort, and the teacher marched me off to the Deputy Head to dish out the corporal punishment.

I may have resented it at the time, but in the weeks that followed I was given kudos among my peers for the fact that I had been caught masturbating in class - even though I was totally innocent of the charge & didn't even know what it was that I had been accused of.

 

In a Catholic Church rectory, not more than 10 feet from a chapel.

 

Hand in the pocket. I didn't intend to come. I was younger and hornier then. It did not take much effort to get the job done.

 

I jacked a guy off in a restaurant once. Under a long tablecloth. Can we count that?

 

in the back of a City Bus :|

 

I have to draw the line somewhere. I'd be really worried about getting caught doing something like this. Sure, you can be careful about it, but it's not worth the risk to me. I was at concert and saw some guy get arrested for peeing behind a tree.

The most brazen place I do it is in the car, and I'm pretty darned careful about that. A chick in the passenger seat of a truck once got an eyeful -- I think -- when I was sitting in a traffic jam and I was worried that she might call the cops or something.

 

i love the restaurant idea! lovely! sexy! y have done it in the back of a bus, at night it was really pervert