Craziest place you've masturbated?

i was about 16 and i was locked out from my house and waiting for my cousins gf to come home i decided to sit in my little sisters wendy house which i could only just fit in in shut the door so noone could see me the thought came through my head to just start jacking off so i got my cock out and started jacking it it was probably the hardest it had ever been as the thought of being caught turned me on it seemed like i lasted for half and hour but it was only five minutes as i was about to cum i thought shit where should i do it i glanced round and there was a window behind me which went straight to the fence i knelt up and blew my load all over the fence and then a bit was still dripping from my still erect penis so i wiped it off with my finger and wiped it on the fence i put my slowly becoming flacid cock away and then the gate went it was my cousins gf my stomach tighten my cock still visible through my trousers i sat there and waited for about 30 seconds and then got out i noticed her glance down i still dont know whether she knows what i did then but it was the most erotic thing i have ever done

 

I have three that are probably the most crazy or erotic for me.

1. I was probably 13 or so and everything got me horny and I couldn't go for very long. One day, it was just my mom and I home and I was lying on the couch. My mom was at a desk behind the couch so we couldn't see each other, but she was talking to me. I got very horny for some reason and I whipped it out and started pumping away. I got off in less than a minute and put my cock back in my pants and my mom was none the wiser.

2. I was on vacation with my father and step mom. We were staying in hotels on our long trip and in a small place with some friends. I got horny both times at the hotel and took out my cock and got off under the covers and washed up in the bathroom. When we got to our place with friends, I was up late in the morning hours and I was horny again. So, I was on the couch with my dad and step mom on a blow-up mattress not even five feet from me. I think my step mom is kinda hot so I whipped it out and got off while thinking of her and she started to stir as soon as I finished. She didn't wake up, but it was a very close call.

3. Also, on the same trip as above. We had stopped at a rest area and I was horny as hell because of how long and boring the trip was. They both went and walked around and I got it out and got off in the backseat of the car while people were walking by. Needless to say, the fear of getting caught or seen made it go by so much quicker.

 

At a restaurant through my pants at the table. I had no underwear and it left a big wet cum spot all over the crotch of my shorts.

 

like a month ago i jerked off not 4 ft away from my sleeping roommate .
There were 3 total sleeping roommates in there at the time. I did this a couple times at least lol. Im so badass i didnt get caught.
Also remember when i was like 15 i jerked off in the back seat of the car with my parents in the front on a road trip hah
Oh ya and the one time i got caught unknowingly i was stoned in social studies and horny so i was rubbing it for the gold and that lunchbreak the rumor of me getin off in class spread fast.
Only other time i got caught in my life i was in the mental institution and the lady staff walked in when i was in the middle of it. She looked at me in hilarity and closed the door immediately again. I dont think she told anyone so that was chill. And no this lady wasnt hot she was fat.

 

I did it while para sailing in Mexico when I was probably 19 years old..... Ended up blowing my load while flying over the crowded beach at 200 feet. I like to think it landed on a hot chick.

 

That is ridiculously hot...

 

Mine has to be one time when i was in the woods hunting, just one of them days when you're horny from the time you wake up until you fall asleep lol. Right through the jeans too thats how strong the urge was

 

In a bathroom that was out of service in iraq. A few months without sex does crazy things to a man lol.

 

work bathroom

 

When I was still married I masturbated waiting in my car at a public transit stop while waiting for my wife to get out of class.

with my now gf we have masturbated each other behind some buildings (to hide from friends and people coming out of a near by building). it was hot as hell ! I so can't wait till we do it again

 

i jerk in the jerked meat factory

 

Our office has policy of Saturday duty and staff has to attend to office by rotation. I have done few times crazy thing while on Sat duty. Usually the one back office is the only one in office and this time I am the only one in the office. So I can do whatever I want. I walk towards a colleague desk (she is hot), and I have noticed for long, she usually changes her high heels before leaving office, and this time I find this under her desk. I pick it up and smell it, start masturbating myself together with her jacket left on the back of her chair. All cum over her desk finallly. An exciting experience for me & I have done a few times on other girls in office.

 

While driving, with other people n the room, but they didn't realize what I was doing. This inspires me to jill off more often though, and in more public places

 

"jill off".. never heard that before..! I'll ask my friend (a girl) if she's ever "jilled off for anyone".. and see if she understands.. he he

don't think anyone has ever seen me masturbate in public.. although I did some telephone training with a client and stroked myself to climax whilst talking.. I wonder if they have any idea as your voice becomes a little stressed at the end.. I covered it with a cough and apologised..

 

In a movie theatre while watching Richard geer slide his hand up a skirt under the table in INTERNAL AFFAIRS

 

Outside in amongst some shady trees down in a private part of the section & it was a nice hot day - that was when I was in early teens & no one else was home. My cum had a different smell in those days to.

 

lets see in the classroom in a car in the bathroom at school and in the garage

 

^this

 

in math class.. reached under the desk and gently rubbed my slit thru some thin shorts.. holy wow was that intense when my crotch exploded!!!!

 

oh and a time when i was rding in the back seat of my friends car.. it was dark and managed to lift my skirt a lil and slide a finger into my panties... mind you there were 2 people in the front seat and 2 girls sleepin next to me.