Craziest place you've masturbated?

let me see:

in the car whilst driving,
in restaurant toilets
in water park toilets.
hotel rooms
in the next room to people with the doors open
in a park,

 

i would have to say at a dave and busters in a stall. i was soo horny i couldnt help it

 

I finally ate my own cum. I was masturbating in the park by my apt and I laid on the grass threw my legs over my head and swallowed my whole load. I actually really liked the taste. I wish there were some girls watching me. Do any girls out there find a guy eating his own cum hot?

 

2 nights ago I went out on a bike ride got to a bike path. Stripped down to nothing and started riding a jerking off at the same time. I passed a few girls, the last girl coming past me I stopped next to her and cummed infront of her. I've also in the past sneaked up on girls at the beach and pools laying out and I masturbate behind them when I'm about to blow I stand over them and blow my load on them. Of course I always shoot for the face. Best orgasm you'll ever have! Try it!

 

High School Masturbation with a Best Girlfriend-friend
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I started masturbating when I was in aaaah i think was 6 grade yeah, 6 grade. First was at the shower like always either shower, toilet or bed room. I stopped for while but high school times came in lol man that was crazy. From all the girls I knew was one that was so close to me like she knew anything about my life. The one day i was sitting next to her like in the back of the class, bc to sleep it was boring it was health class I mean in class I had sexy girls but not as my friend she was cute though. The table was rectangular she sit on the left and I on the right. So, i was sleeping when I keep hearing the chair of my friends slightly rocking for long so I open my left eye I saw her rubbing her legs but inner I am like umm okay. I look up and she stop but i saw, the teacher was teaching about mans penis, i said oohh op . Than I remember that girls show their hornies on the nipples. I look I swear the where pointy. I told her calm down save it for after school. She look at me like wat you mean and I just smile. Then teacher set a video well it look like porn because it was not code ed lol. but her nipples got me hard i swear man i had my hard dick up on my pants but i was trying to bend forward because it hurt so damn bad. Teacher said get your papers at my desk. I was like, damn. My friends said can you bring my paper. I look at her she look at me and she said what. I said, thanks to you i got issue. She look at me and she look at my hand trying to push it down lol. She said, Omg are u serious? I said, shut up u are as well with ur nipples. She look at hers and sat down lol. She said calm it down, I said well how? the only way is jacking off or unless u wanna help me. She look me -_- really?. She ask me well are you going to walk like that on the hall? omg that freak me out i swear i was like, well I guess i have no choice i have to pull it out and jack off. I told her i have to jack off. She said, no are you serious? I said yeah I mean. I look again on her nipples popping out of her shirt omg is like when i said pulling my dick out her nipples went super hard lol. The teacher was at her desk we where far. I had to pull it out so i did. I saw her face man she was like O_O. i was aaah damn at least is out of the jeans. I started to jack off and she was like supposedly reading the book leaning forward so no one knows and sees me jacking off but she was actually watching. On her nope book she wrote: can i touch it. I was like huh? umm yeah i wrote back. Omfg her hand was so soft she said, I ma help you. I look at her I swear i just wanna fuck her in front of the class now that was sex class lol. So i lean forward she started jacking me off. I was like fuck when i cum i ma burst. I saw her bottle of soda and she look at me. She ask me, really? I jack off and she drank the soda then she place the empty bottle on the tip of my dick and blow out. She was leaning towards me and I grab her right tit as soon as i burst off. She didnt say nothing bc one i knew her second she was touching my dick so that was acceptable, but she never like a man touch her like grab her hand. She will accept a hug. But that day we understand why.After that day we did other crazies stuff i mean we did not go out like bf and gf but we had sex. Yeah we were single the entire high school year and even teacher thought we were going out. I mean I dont know but we felt was good to be friends probably because we love the freedom than being with someone with restrictions and thats what we didn't like. Well, I ma stop here unless yall want to know more what we did let me know. Sorry if I missed spell some words I wasn't sleep till now 2.25am lol
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I asked my 3rd wife if I could watch her masturbate and look at her clit while she orgasmed, she said it turned her on as she never thought about watching her clit while she came, so she put a finger on each side of her clit and rubbed it so the hood moved up and down covering and uncovering her clit as she got hornier her clit got harder and stuck out a little more then she started humping her hips just a little and said she was going to cum and couldn't stop, her clit hood wrinkled up and pulled back exposing her clit ,red , hard and protruding about a half inch out, her body got stiff and she jiggled her hips for about a minute, I was kneeling next to her stroking my hard dick watching her throbbing clit and squirted 10 or 11 squirts on her pussy, but the head of my dick still had the feeling of coming , I kept stroking and a few seconds later about 20 or 25 sticky drops of semen ejaculated out and I remember seeing them stuck to her pubic hair but I kept stroking and squirted out a third ejaculation like the first, she was amazed that I came 3 times but she said that she had several waves of orgasm and took several minutes for her clit to return to normal . I watched her masturbate several times after that but we couldn't match that intensity

 

In class, washroom at work, walk-in fridge at work, while driving (only to keep me from having to stop for a piss or to try to stay awake or because I was horny), my friends bed, grandma's house.....20000' feet over the mountains of Colorado during a sunset in a twin Cessna.

 

bout a year or 2 ago when its sunny i just like to go on a walk through some country path, just 1 time i randomly decided to whip it out and go to town lol, woulda been awkward getting caught as its a big straight path

 

Only at School, which I thought was rare until this xD

 

over my mother in law while she was sleeping. She had allot of wine and she feel asleep on the couch and her blouse was super low. So I slowly pulled her shirt down till I could see her nipples and I went to town. I was going to cum all over her tits but the last minute I pulled down and cummed on her skirt. Maybe next time.

 

hot really hot^

 

yesterday I was passing by san fran and I decided to stop by the nudist beach for a good wank off. When I got there there was mostly old guys and one dude who was walking up to people with a big boner. It was really funny. I went around the corner by some rocks and was laying out slash rubbing my cock in the open sky it felt really good. It was so off and on because so many older people where walking by. Then this family came by husband wife and their young daughter. They where taking pictures on the rocks close to me. Their daughter was so hot. Young but hot. Everytime the dad turned around and was out of sight I'd jack off watching this girl and her mom. The girl kept looking over at me and smiling. The mom saw me a few times but would only look for just a few seconds. After about ten minutes they walked out of sight. Then out of no where their daughter came around the rocks about ten feet from me. She caught me mid stroke rubbing my throbbing cock. She said hi and smile. I continued to masturbate and talk to her. She told me how hot I was. I asked her why she isn't bude on a nude beach and she just laughed, then was just staring at my dick as I rubbed it so I kept going. Finally I was going to blow my load and I could believe what happened. I was standing up at this point and when I started to blow she stuck her hand out and caught some of my cum and put it in her mouth. No more then 30 seconds later her dad walked around the corner. She had to been around 19 or so, so it's not like he could say much but it would of gotten weird if he watched his daughter catch my load and eat it. Lol good times

 

I've got allot of really good stories for ya if you want to chat.

 

My senior year at college. Me, another guy (my roommate) and four women were playing poker (strip poker) in one of the girls apartment. I was loosing. One of the women was losing also and it was exciting to see who would have to borrow to stay in the game.

Everyone was down to their underwear. I finally lost my ability to avoid nudity. But, I was unwilling to pay with my last article of clothing .... covering my erection. The women became insistant, then aggressive and then physical about making me stick to the rules.

My roommate was of no help in my behalf. He just sat there silent.

The women with the least clothing remaining became the first to reach for my undies. The others followed suite. They stipped me naked exposing my erection. They all became excited. Two wanted to go further but could not decide who was going to ride the pony. It became frenzied, unruley and started to get violent.

Three of the women took their cloths off completely and I started to masturbate. Only one remained clothed while they all watch me perform for them. When I came (ejaculated) it was on the tits of the closest observer, she volunteered. By then they were all masturbating.

One squirted across the room when she came; THAT was way cool. It was all spontaneous, super erotic and never happened again. I don't think anyone could plan something like that.

If I run for Congress do you think this story will get out?

Thomas

 

in an adult arcade room

 

climbing a tree and busting a nuts isnt for squirrel only. humans can do it too... Loads of fun, if you dont fall out the tree and need be rescued by fire dept..

 

To name a few of my best, driving through town at night in the nude while jerking off especially when theres people round and I stop at the crossing to let them cross in front of me with all the street lights round to expose you it gets really exciting, out in the bush but just where it meets the road & theres big gaps in the trees so you can see the cars go past no more than bout 5 metres away while i'm either standing or crouching nude rubbing hard as the cars go past then after a while the next car that goes past I finish & cum all over the place & what a rush it is.
Another was in the summer down by a river, quite an open area but no one around, (that I knew of) there was a really muddy spot right down bt the water where I went nude and stiff. I went down & rolled around in this wet mud & got covered on it from head to toe very kinky, and then started poking my shaft in & out of it while lying down. Wow the feeling was great not just the mud but the open area, I mean anyone could've come along.
The final one I'll mention is not so much where but what. I call it phonewanking. when you call up a number for company or somthing, just about anything really, & as long as you get the right gender for me female, you proceed pretending to make inquirees & jack off. Now thats fun but to make it more fun I have this voice recorder with sensitive mic & I rig that up with the phone so that the person on phone will hear everything including rubbing noise & breathing. Just you try not to get caught now! Makes it pretty exciting & hard to keep 4play going when they're there listening to you jack off.

 

Another one I thought of was when I was 20 yrs old I was asked by the neighbors to feed the cat & dog while they were on holiday & had the key to house so one day I went over & fed them & while I was there I had fantasized about trying on there daughters underwear, so I went upstairs and into her room to look for some, but all I could find were satin boxers. I tried get them on but they wouldn't fit so I went into her mothers room & found some silky panties so I put them on & tried a bra & a cami on & wow that felt great I had a bit of a jerk off but ended up getting a drop or two of juice in them (luckily not cum)
so I took them off & went into their bathroom and squirted my load, ahhh relief. It felt so hot.

 

Just got back from camping, woke up early and left our site, as I had seen the night before that the site around the corner (and every other site in the area) was empty.

So I took a walk around the corner, pulled off my shorts and masturbated to an amazing and quick climax. Never done it outside until then. I'm hooked

 

Hmmm, I used to go rub one off at work when things would get too stressful, there was a private bathroom in the back...and once I had a bf watch as we rode a ferris wheel..and that was pretty hot!