Craziest place you've masturbated?

In a public pool with about 20 ppl swimming...those jets are fucking amazing!!!

 

Very hot! :devil:

 

At my Aunt and Uncles' house during a Thanksgiving Dinner party when I was a stupid 15 year old interested in masturbating a lot more than now.

 

Have done it at work in the loo and shower. Also once in the car. Also once while walking home drunk i did it through my pocket and came too.

 

Where havn't I masterbated?? Just about most every place I can think of from Cars, Highways, buses, trains, planes, buildings, rooftops, public beaches, public pools, hot tubs-private and public, restrooms, non-adult movie theaters, all the common places, ski hills, in the rain, snow, in a hurricane (no really), and on and on..

 

When i worked in a mall, on my lunch break i'd go sit in my car in the parking lot and masterbate..

sometimes you just can't wait to get home.. plus having people walk by and make eye contact with you is more erotic...

 

Go ruthy

 

On the late Metra train, in my nice suit in back seat, upper deck - I dosed off and woke up hard - started soothing myself through my dress pants, felt I was alone so unzipped, slid briefs down and masturbated with an eye to see if the conductor was going to come into the car ... never did and topped out nicely in my palm, licked it clean, stood up, adjusted myself and as I sat back down I realized there was a woman across from me --- she smiled, must have liked the show.

 

iv'e never ate myself..

 

Hopefully you have someone to do that for you . But I would try it, sure you would love your own sweetness!

 

I do but, its never struck me to lick my fingers when im done..

 

Have a go and tell us the results Ruthy! XD

 

hmm. i'll have to think about that one.

last summer i did masterbated laying right next to my friend passed out next to me.
kinda love that rush.

 

Don't know if I've already posted this.
I always masturbate in the public field pretty much next door to my house. When there is no one there I take a nice walk while beating it.
When there are some people I just go in the bush.

 

wait.. you walk and masterbate at the same time?

 

You've heard of pacing yourself haven't you? ;-)

 

After church my mom and I had to go to the hospital to visit this lady she knows. I waited in the car, and I just randomly did it right there in the car while waiting for her. lol

 

At my desk at work is probably the kinkiest because the door was always open right in front of my desk so anyone could see me at any time

In the bed next to my best friend when i was like 15, I was too horny, I couldn't sleep

 

i'm terrible at pacing myself.. which is also why i usually don't like foreplay.
i just figured it'd be alittle awkward... maybe cause i don't actually HAVE a cock..

 

At work in the bathroom- Car parked on main street- School- outside during the day with people close by-Public laundry....ect