Craziest place you've masturbated?

There's only two kinds of liars in the world:
- Those that say they never did
- Those that say they quit

 

I thought this said Stone Henge when I first read it.

Stay Brown,
RevJ

 

And indeed it should! Stone Hedge sounds like a small garden owned by the local dealer.

 

Or some type of weird English public garden with a high wall around it.

But in honor of the other accomplishment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqeq12TdW58"]YouTube - Spinal Tap - Stonehenge (Real Version)

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

The most daring place was when I was in a hotel room on a school trip (sophomore). I was with a close friend and there was only one bed so we shared it, one above the sheet one below. I got horny and jerked off, I didn't take off my pants, just loosened and unzipped them so that I could move easier. He was asleep and I was getting rough. The bed was bouncing a lot because it was a rather poor bed, and he still didn't wake up. I did have the courtesy to go into the bathroom to finish and clean up, though.

I'm sure if he had woken up he would have offered to help out, with his mouth or hand, because earlier that day there was a really awkward situation where he asked me if he could give me a blowjob. We're close friends so it didn't harm anything. I denied, but may eventually accept, at least a hand job. I'm not gay, but what's the difference between my hand and his?

But really, besides at home, that's the only place I've masturbated. I only discovered masturbation 2 years ago so I haven't had much time to explore. I do wish to masturbate in a public restroom stall soon and then in a school restroom during school hours.

 

At the beach . When ever I go I Start It

 

My favorite place to jerk is on my back patio. The way my house and the next door neighbor's is settled so their bedroom window looks out on our patio. Now I'll go out there whenever, day, night, morning, whenever. I'd go outside, take off my shirt, drop my pants and boxers , sit down and start stroking. I'd make it last because occasionally the neighbor lady watches. Once when i was wanking, i aimed my cock right at her as i came. she gave me a wink. the next night i wnet out to masturbate, halfway thru her and her husband watched me. they rubbed each other all over the place. that third nght i went out to the patio all i could see in their room was her naked on the bed, and him plowing her tight pussy with his cock. that made me super hard so of course i jacked off. the day after i saw their windows closed so i snuck over, hoping to hear moaning and groaning. when i was a few feet from their window (mind you i was completely nude with a ten-inch hard-on) and they smiled at me. the wife called me in and we ended-up having my first threesome. she first jerked me off into her mouth then sucked my cock clean and while she blew her husbandnd i pounded her sexy ass. that was an awesome day ill never forget )))))

 

I've done it in various risky places. I especially like doing it in hotels.
Once I was staying in a hotel and went into the stairwell, dropped my pants and jacked off, cumming all over the carpet.

Another time I opened my room's door and jerked off with it wide open, and blew a really big load. There were 2 doors that were facing me, not sure if anyone was watching through the eye hole!

There was another time when the power went out in our area and it was pitch black everywhere for several hours. I walked out right onto the street and jerked off in the darkness... it was a big thrill.

My other favourite was jerking off at University. I tried to jerk off in as many bathrooms as I could, often times at the urinal for an extra thrill.

I also have done it at work several times, usually after hours, but once during the afternoon with my door open. Nobody walked by however.

I used to drive out to nearby side-roads at the edge of town, pull over, get totally naked and jerk off right there on the road. I would always park so I'd have enough time to see anybody coming and jump in my car if needed, but I never got caught.

Oh, and an airplane bathroom once.

 

in a restaurant with my gf sitting across from me it got all over her legs but she loved it

 

i agree it was crazy lol

 

ive masturbated, on a public bus, in english class in high school, in the middle of my street in the suberbs at nite (many times), driving all over the place day and night, in all 50 states, at a nude beach, under a street light, on a boat with my friend driving with his back to me and he didn't know it, laying next to a friend sunning and he didn't know it, on the roof om my tree house in the middle of the day completely naked in my neighborhood when i was a kid, in a tent full of boys in the scouts, riding a bike, in a plane, in bed with my wife, on another man's wife's breasts, on my friend's secretary's breasts on his boat, on a boat in the middle of the river in the middle of the day with houses on both banks, into my mouth, and i'm sure many other places I don't remember right now.

 

oh yeah, one of the best times was at a strip club while whatching a particularly hot dancer

 

I've done it in some pretty places, but this guy is crazier than me (and will have a record for it, too): http://www.koco.com/r/27937903/detail.html

Ok, fess up... which one of you was this?

 

On the roof of a car

 

At work, while on duty. I did that quite a few times actually.

 

I used to be the executive chef at a snooty country club and would use the pool after the restaurant would close down. One night while in the pool I started stroking my cock while watching a party going on inside, roughly 200 feet from the pool. Wonder if the girl that got the pool ready the next morning wondered what was floating on the water!

 

xray room ..

 

while driving my car

 

well in order of chronology;
1. on my front yard in long grass when i used to live on a large property.
2. in the car as my mum and brother went to get haircuts. (in outside parking lot [raining])
3. behind a bush on my front yard. in new suburban house at dark.
4. just last weekend as i came home from school and was locked outside so i cracked one off in the toolshed in the back.
**** ive also done it many times in public toilets at trainstations, school, work, etc...

 

I guess that "get a grip" would be ambiguous advice.