cracy jobs

I worked at a cake shop that mostly did personal design cakes. It wasn't too bad most of the time but I remember one time, my first week actually, a 60 yearold man came in and wanted a cake with a 3-d cock on it, worse than that, he asked me if I wanted to use him for reference. My libido went into a coma for 3 weeks... but I did a good job on the cake and they gave me more hours (which is good) I also remember doing a few nude lady cakes with hershey boobs and chocolate shavings as pubes... I learned there are some messed up people in Barrie and it always seemed to be the same area too.

 

haha my mom got me a penis cake for my 21st birthday. My dad wouldn't eat any and he wouldn't allow pictures to be taken. What a fuddy dud.

 

I haven't gotten one, thank god. I couldn't eat one if I did, you have no idea what mental scarring you get from having to ask a 60 yearold man "erect or flaccid?"

 

Hahaha trust me that's not as bad as being chased around by a 72 year old naked man. I actually saw his shrivelled junk.

I thought the cake was the funniest thing. It was erect....and the lady that made the cake put a "dollap of precum". I laughed until I cried when my mom showed me my cake.

 

I never had a job so I cant participate in this wonderful thread

 

may I ask why a 72 yearold man was naked and chasing you? lol

 

I worked at a nursing home when I was 12. I worked in the unit - where they locked up all the patients with alzhiemers (sp?). That man hated clothes.....and I hated that he hated clothes.

 

lol... ive always been tempted to get my best friend a penis cake for her birthday, but havent actually followed through on it. id have to buy teh pan at a sex store and make it myself, id be way to embarassed to go into a cake shop and ask for it

worst job, ummm, temp grocery bagger and hauler-outter-to-cars for one week during -40C weather where i had to wear dress pants for the stupid job too. riiiiidiculous. plus they made me work til just after the busses stopped running, so i got to walk home in the dark by myself when it was like -45C with the windchill by then. great people, really

 

I think some places deliver, mine did for a little extra depending on what part of town you were in.

and why the hell was a 12 year old looking after a 72 yearold naked man?

 

He was new at the time....my mom took me out of the unit when she realized he was exposing himself to me.

My mom was the charge nurse on that side of the nursing home. The owners noticed how their mom improved having me around. She was really violent towards the nurses and stuff. I would go and take them to activities, paint the ladies' nails and fix their hair. The men I would just talk to.

I loved working there except for the nudie.

 

That is the cutest story!