Craaazy!

Whether it is crazy, I don't know, but I'm sure it sounds crazy. I over-personify inanimate objects, especially ones with faces, like stuffed animals and little dolls. I don't know why, I just got it ingrained in my head when I was little that my "babies" really had feelings. Toy Story didn't help. So I am still protective of my very first teddy bear, he's got a permanent spot in my bed. So does my favorite stuffed puppy from childhood. Might explain why I sleep alone, but it's okay, I have my bear. lol

 

I wouldn't worry about any of that if I were you...it's already way too late for help. :sunny:

 

lack of vagina

 

right below my bellybutton would be great..that way Id get laid everytime i try to sit down with a hard on

 

hahahahahah wooooooooooooooo