Could you EAT a dying/dead HUMAN BEING if you're in a survival situation?

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  1. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Thanks...
     
  2. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    I guess I would. It would have to be an extreme situation like the Alive movie...top of a mountain with no real way out.

    I'd rather hope all those Survivorman episodes came back to me and I wouldn't have to eat Mr. or Mrs. Smith.
     
  3. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    absolutely not
     
  4. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

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    i would probably be in an insane state of mind, so hell yeah. ill eat a human being, dead or dying.
     
  5. ruski

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    only if i knew where they'd been

    and id be thinking of that movie ravenous the whole time while doing it
     
  6. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    Humans are essentially wild animals, not raised under the tightly controlled conditions typical of our industrialized agriculture. They are free to contract various diseases and many of these diseases are 100% transmittable to other humans who consume them.
    Among these diseases are Trichinosis, Hepatitis and HIV (AIDS). Trichinosis is more widespread than most people realize because it is often asymptomatic, but AIDS is a much more serious risk. Many other more or less severe diseases and parasitic infections can be contracted.
    Human should always be well cooked to an internal temperature of at least 165°F/70°C before consuming and brains should be avoided altogether ( mad human disease from spinal and brain fluids )



    but to answer the question,, i would eat a freshly shot healthy one if it really came down to that. Anyone want a recipe for long pig or hairless goat? :D
     
  7. Oz!

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    yeah.. pass the ketchup...
     
  8. profezzor_x

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    Been nice knowing ya' then...
     
  9. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I wouldnt. And i'd hope they wouldnt eat me.
     
  10. Piaf

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    I wouldnt.
    But I wouldnt mind being eaten. I mean, if it can save someone...
     
  11. bird_migration

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    Yes ofcourse, but I probably wouldn't kill someone for his/her meat.
     
  12. odon

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    I'm su....
    :leaving:
     
  13. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Su....?
    Whattttt ?


    Actually, I dont think I wanna know.


    :leaving:
     
  14. Traceroni.

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    first off I'd of said no, but after thinking about it some (and perhaps too much)...
    I've come to the conclusion, if I didn't eat them right away I'd probably end up doing it after a couple of days when I reach insanity.
    So I might as well do it sooner... plus, if they're dying they aren't going to get help, just suffer a drawn out death.
    So in a way, we both win... I'd have a chance of survival for the next week and he/she wouldn't be in constant pain, they'd be dead.

    I wouldn't mind being eaten if it meant potently saving someone. I mean if I'm already dying or dead, what's the point. It's not like I'll be living long enough to be saved.

    On the other hand, it would depend on how I was with said "food" I couldn't bring myself to eat Brad, at least not until the insanity kicks in.
     
  15. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    No, you don't...but it was only a joke anyway.


    I'm suprised how many people would not mind being eaten.
    It is nice to know there are so many selfless people around here...:cheers2:
     
  16. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I'd only want to be eaten if there were no chance of me surviving, or, of course, I were dead already, but in that case, fuck, free memorial service, don't have to pay for cremation, damn bargain really.
     
  17. profezzor_x

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    ATTENTION EVERYONE:

    On the flip side of all of this, if and when the others have been saved, and you've already volunteered to be eaten, when your body remains are recovered, your next of kin will have nearly next to nothing to burry... And how do you think they would react, knowing that other people have eaten your flesh for them to survive?
     
  18. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    screw my next of kin, they're assholes.

    dad will actually prefer it this way because it will grab him the attention he has prostituted himself for his whole life with incredible ease.
     
  19. Traceroni.

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    Thats a tough one. They'd have to get past the shock of 1, me being dead 2, me being eaten and 3, the fact I want all my valuables to be disposed of with me lol

    I think at first, they'd think YAY smaller urn, if I were to be cremated. Then of course the tragedy of my untimely death would kick in and they would want to be disposed of (alive) with me, along with all my valuables.

    ...I'm pretty sure that's how it'd pan out anyway. :cool:
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    They would be happy that they didn't have to waste time to put me in the ground or deal with it, I'm someone's poo which in their eyes, is the way it should be...

    Here's another question... Could our dead bodies be also used in fornication, like if someone wanted to hump my corpse, would that be acceptable.. What if I wanted to hump one or spoon one on those lonely nights..?
     
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