Could it be

I don't care. It still sounds better than lickin myself. I still need beer

Peace

 

a sliverhippy would always be welcome.

 

it's good when a man has his priorities all lined up.

 

Really? But no time limit ok.

Peace

 

hey, i would never rush a man, especially when he's having a beer.

 

you have an extra box in the house for his lady pet?

 

she can share my box.

 

Stop it. She can stay car trunk. It's almost like her box. She likes the spare tire. It reminds her of something.

Peace

 

that's probably too much room and freedom of movement for his chick. you sure you don't have a linen closet or something?

 

Damn she is sitting in the toaster. Get the hell out of there and get me a beer. and give me back my vibrating mouse and belt. Geeez freak chick.

Peace

 

you know, all this time when you've been talking about your kinky chick, i thought she was a human. apparently she really is a chick. i had no idea you were that kinky.

 

No no. she is real. she is a trip. And I don't know just what to call women. I been callin them chicks all my life. But believe me she is a trip. She looks sweet in her box.

Peace

 

I should say not. Here are a couple of exerpts from an article written up on some recent studies done on Bonobos, now considered to be human's closest relations:
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At a juncture in history during which women are seeking equality with men, science arrives with a belated gift to the feminist movement. Male-biased evolutionary scenarios-- Man the Hunter, Man the Toolmaker and so on--are being challenged by the discovery that females play a central, perhaps even dominant, role in the social life of one of our nearest relatives. In the past few years many strands of knowledge have come together concerning a relatively unknown ape with an unorthodox repertoire of behavior: the bonobo...

The species is best characterized as female-centered and egalitarian and as one that substitutes sex for aggression. Whereas in most other species sexual behavior is a fairly distinct category, in the bonobo it is part and parcel of social relations...

Despite the frequency of sex, the bonobo's rate of reproduction in the wild is about the same as that of the chimpanzee. A female gives birth to a single infant at intervals of between five and six years. So bonobos share at least one very important characteristic with our own species, namely, a partial separation between sex and reproduction.
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I might also add that it is the ONLY other species that has that separation between sex and reproduction. And, as it is stated above, it is FEMALE DOMINANT. In spite of the males being stronger. Here's a paragraph on that...
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Observers at the Belgian animal park of Planckendael, which currently has the most naturalistic bonobo colony, reported similar findings. If a male bonobo tried to harass a female, all females would band together to chase him off. Because females appeared more successful in dominating males when they were together than on their own, their close association and frequent genital rubbing may represent an alliance. Females may bond so as to outcompete members of the individually stronger sex.

 

i thought dolphins also had sex for pleasure...

 

They both do.
Dolphins are scary when they mate.

 

There are 94 (95 including me) replies in this thread...way to long to read..

While I think this thought is great in the act of role playing... But the reality is..Women own men, so men commence your bending over and spread those cheeks while we dominate...But really aliens and dinos rule us all...

Yeah..this was probably pretty pointless but with 94 replies, what's one more...

 

it is actually true that women own men in today's modern society, particularly in the US.

- women are believed more than men, even when they lie.
- women are deemed insane when they murder their own children while men are called murderers and locked up for life.
- statistically women abuse their children more than men, yet men are labeled abusers for losing their temper or attemtping discipline.
- women hit men whenever they feel like and men take it. men hit women and end up in jail.
- women can take half of everything a man works for AND take his children in a divorce only allowing him to see his children 10-20% of the time.
- women dictate and control the sex in the household.
- many women enjoy the practice of male bashing. men can't women bash or they are sexist pigs.
- men are the butt of many jokes, yet, if men make women the butt of jokes they are considered sexist.
- women can cry *sexual harrassment* in the workplace and be believed, but if a man is sexually harrased by a woman he will not be believed, in fact, if he reported her, she could turn the tables and make him out to be the bad guy.
- women get special treatment in physical jobs because they are physically weaker than men.
- a woman can receive preferential treatment in corporations and be hired with less skills and experience than a man, just because she's a woman.
- women, like oprah, believe and brag they are smarter than men even though men have invented and are still inventing some of the most complicated and useful items known to mankind.

go women ...

 

I was teasing in my above post...

Yeah, I'm aware of the realities of which you stated, especially the sexual harrassment, a few years ago this woman at my work who I know was mad because her boss (who is a man) didn't give her the raise she thought she deserved, so therefore she went to her bosses boss and told him that so and so sexual harrassed her...It was a big thing, I knew she was lying because for starters she told me how upset she was that she didnt get her "raise" and that she's going to wish he gave it to (wrote it in an email in which I kept) and other things.. Well obviously I took the emails and went to the higher ups.. She was fired...

And all the things you named I would have to concur with.. And yes, it is sad..

 

awesome that she was fired for her poor behavior and for you for turning her in.

glad you were joking .... too many women aren't joking when they make such comments, they're really serious.