Could it be

until you can find your ass and pull out the bottle opener.

 

you're the one who sounded like a dog breeder. i was just pointing it out to you.

 

fixed.

 

here you go ... :cheers2:

 

Thank you very much. See that was easy.

Peace

 

ahhhh. what a good doggy owner she is.

 

I beg your pardon. I have no flies on me. Can you rub my feet. Now

Peace

 

*snicker* hang on, she may yet rub your belly.

 

Yes yes. Does that mean I don't have to lick myself any more. I don't to lick myself.

Peace

 

i bet it's hard on your back

 

Indeed. and my fuckin tail keeps getting in the way. Would you scratch behind my left ear please if you do I won't hump your leg tonight.

Peace

 

that's good. i didn't shave my legs today.

 

Me either. I have a cut on my paw. It is starting to smell bad. Maybe you should have me neutered.

Peace

 

i thought for sure that some non-male-worshipping woman would have taken care of that by now. how could we have let taht get by us?! LADIES!!!

 

Well no takers huh ? and no wonder. Who would want to ruin a great specimen like me. I'm goin back to leg humpin and nobody can stop me. Can I have another beer NOW.

Peace

 

don't you have a kegorator in your armchair? jeez. what kinda house are you running?

 

we're gonna have the coolest setup ever. dave fell in love with this gorgeous house. it's so masculine and warm in the colors, and the kitchen is subet so that the heat will rise to the living room in the winter. the basement has VAULTED CEILINGS!! we're gonna throw a bar down there, a built in kegorator, a smoking area with a kick ass vent, a humidor, a hd screening area, our fooseball table, a pool table, etc. we're gonna throw up posters from our favorite movies, etc. awesome.

 

ahhh. can't let that ass atrophy.

 

Huh ? I just keep her in a box until I need her. It's all very cool she likes it in there.

Peace