Corny pick up lines.

is that my sandwich in your pocket? because i can see my meat in your pants

 

"Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? no? Well then, allow me to introduce myself."

"Why do i have my tongue pierced? You'll find out soon enough"

 

I think I would have to marry someone if they used any of those on me. Haha.

 

It's weird, but I don't know any. I don't know any joke either. I'm not very good at retaining humorous information. Why? I don't know. I don't.

 

Actually I have purposefully confused two pick up lines for humor. If you say it with poise, it works because it's funny. Pick up lines are

'Do you have any irish in you? Do you want to?'

and the mirror one.

So it goes,

"Do you have any Irish in you? Because I can see myself in your pants." ... "Wait..." :biggrin:

You've got to smirk a bit so they know you're kidding. If their too dumb to get it or don't appreciate it, it's a good idea to move on.

 

But for the standard.

"One day, when I'm famous, you'll be able to tell everyone you had sex with me."

 

Well, they will 'cause the Irish are not blondes.

 

I collect balls...want to see them?

 

Is this infected?

 

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

 

Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.

 

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If it wouldn't send me to jail, I'd fuck you in the butt. ^
I've never used that one until now...

 

Hahaha!!!!!
I must say, I would cry if you did.

 

Saturday then.

 

I can't. Saturday is my mom's birthday. And I don't know what days I'll be working. I'll get back to you tomorrow though.

 

I think I'll just try throwing swagger at someone with a more convenient schedule.

Like a homeless girl. I'll bring a sandwich.

 

An allergist’s pickup lines

Babe you send me right into anaphylactic shock
Did you know Motel-6 has hypoallergenic beds?
Bartender I’ll have vodka and give the lady an antihistamine
I’m holding clinical trials tonight at my place
Are you allergic to latex, I’m not
Have I ever treated you for a yeast infection?
Ever do it in a sonic shower?
Did I tell you, I’m lactose tolerant?


Hotwater

 

Heh.

 

I would climb the highest palm only to hold your coconuts.