Haha...no, I wasn't being serious! Come on, I live in San Francisco! It's illegal NOT to have sex here!
After being single for well over a month, I'm pretty sure nobody's having sex anywhere. And to pretend otherwise is just sickening.
The billboard is better than those old, "Sex can wait, I'm worth it" ads. We were lying to a lot of people because the more I look around the more I realize most of these ugly bitches should've gotten it while the getting was good.