Cool it with the sex already!

is that a threat!?!?

 

no, it's a promise.

 

Sex can indeed wait.
I chose celibacy. I dont feel the need to have sex.

“Hagar: What is the key to happiness? Guru: Abstinence, poverty, fasting, and celibacy”

I am doing great on abstinence, fasting and celibacy...but I am not too keen on poverty.
Damn it, I want to be rich.

 

I like to study the kama sutra.

 

Good for you ! And for your partners, of course.
I feel so old. I used to be interested in sex. Now I dont care much about it. Dont want it, dont need it...


“With serene and fearless mind; practicing celibacy; having the mind under control and thinking of Me; let the yogi sit and have Me as the supreme goal.”

 

no partners of course. just love.

 

Oh of course....You're all about love. How very cute.

 

it gets me by

 

Great. It does little for me.

 

What many do not realize is that the kama sutra is not merely to educate one on sexual positions but has many many more freaky aspects.

 

Freaky aspects ?
Hmmm....

 

I was working on my car and a girl came up and raped me..
sex can't wait!!

 

Lol

 

Yes, like step by step nail trims to leave designs in your back when your girl rips your flesh off because she can not possibly handle the overload of pleasure. Freaky, no?

 

awesome. lol

 

Freaky indeed...and that is suppose to be pleasureable ?

 

I was gonna post something but sadly the more I ran it thru my mind the more dumb I sounded.

 

It is for some of us. I adore having my back and shoulders shredded.

 

Do post. Dumb is good...its not like we are all posting incredibly smart deep stuff. Atleast I am not.

 

Somebody took the Dharma Bums a little too seriously.