Convo up in this bitch

i have two dogs and i hate them. they're just so.. uggh i hate them i wish they would die.

they'll get up on the counters and eat everything and we can't leave our front door open for more than two seconds cuz they'll run away. and todd is a huge newfoundland and he takes up soo much space in this little house and he slobbers and barks at everything. i hate him.

 

Your newfoundland sounds cute to me, you just need to change your perspective about him

 

no hes an ugly slobbery mess

 

so am i

 

haha awesome.

 

I did something like that too. I had 4 euros with me and all i could afford was 2 beers but i somehow drank like 10 free drinks and i was really fucked up. smoked twice before i started drinking too

 

i'm wearing hooker heels that i found in my sisters room

 

Do you know why Dre's record was so successful, he's rapping about big screen TV's, blondes, 40's and bitches. You're rapping about homosexual and vicodin.

 

this weekend has been great. got drunk and smoked some weed on friday night, sat around watching movies all yesterday, then a friend came over and smoked some weed, then today I woke up, smoked some opium and watched more movies. I love being lazy.

 

being lazy made me fat