Convo it up

That does happen EVERY time he drinks. hahahahaha

 

i have a friend like that. actually two, but the one moved so now it's just one. she's my best friend and all, but she's annoying as fuck when she drinks and always ends up hanging over the trash can and it's disgusting. sometime, i'm just going to pick her nasty head out of the trash can and punch her in the face. mark my words.

 

Continue.. MOTHERFUCK!! MOTHERFUCK!!

 

If your friends are dumb drunks that can't control their liquor, and you want to punch them in the face, why are you friends?

 

because i'm in a lull where i don't have very many friends at the moment, and i need to hold on to the ones that i have. she's fine when she's not drinking, but she acts straight stupid when she does, and i feel that she needs to be punched in the face. and if it comes down to it, i totally would.

 

really? you don't NEED friends

 

Quality over quantity babygirl. I would much rather have one good, kind hearted friend that doesn't vomit everywhere and cause me to have fits of anger where I want to put my fist into her cranium then a handful of shitty friends that I don't really like to begin with. But that's just me, and obviously, it's all situational and a lot easier said than done.

 

the easiest solution here is don't drink with her. which is what i'm doing, lol. but sometimes it's unavoidable and that's when it sucks.

 

Thats when you slip something into her drink and take really embarrassing photographs of her and post them all over the internet. Always the best solution to any problem.

 

theres this girl i know that always wants to go to parties with us and shit but everyone knows not to let her drink because she becomes an emotional vomiting mess and spends the night bellowing her sorrows from the bathroom echoing out of the toilet.

its very annoying.

 

wilbur theater is where the concert is.

as for friends + alcohol my best friend is cool and all, but hes a really embarrassing drunk, not that he barfs everywhere but hes just kinda obnoxiously loud and horny

 

taylor it sounds like you need my face punching services. for this limited time offer, i'll extend my services to you fo free.

 

i'll punch your friend if you punch mine.

we should just get them two together and liquor them up to the point where they're puking and crying all over each other, then take pictures as stella had stated earlier.

rofl.

 

Heyyyy so does anyone want to write my paper for me??? My brain is not working right now for some reason...

I will pay you/ trade you/ we can "work something out"
The topic is autism. More specifically how the perspective an autistic person has puts them ahead of the rest of us in many fields (visualization skills are incredible, making design easier, how they (well, some) excel in math and programming based on their thought process/ memorization skills being totally "different")

You need to be a really good writer though because I am a good writer and if this paper sucked my teacher would IMMEDIATELY know that I just had some random person on a marijuana website write it for me... haha

 

i would totally write it but if you saw my grades you would get a good understanding of my paper writing skills.

 

i don't know anything about autism, so i would be no help

 

last time my best friend went out drinking with me he puked all over the bar and on the metro hahaha

 

i AM a good writer, but my style is very uniquely mine, when i write a paper/essay i write what i like to call "infotainment", so your teacher would know you didnt write it.

besides i know next to nothing about autism

 

I have never been to the Wilbur Theater, but it's on Tremont Street, right?

Also, my dog is named Wilbur. Awesome.


And thanks for the writing my paper offers, I think i just need to man-up and start writing.. I don't know what the problem is today, I love to write papers but I'm just noootttt in the mood.

 

one time i was with my other friend and she was drinking, but i wasn't because i had to be home so she started her night of drinking early. so when i went to leave (maybe around 8 PM?) she insisted on walking me home. i said no, no you're 17 and you're fucking drunk and i don't want you to cross the highway/get arrested. so even after telling her not to walk me home, she decided to still attempt to walk me home.

a usual ten minute walk, took almost 15 minutes to get halfway home since i was practically carrying her the entire way. so we get out front of the old wendys and this girl is getting into her car, my friend grabs her purse and goes on and on about telling her how beautiful and lovely her purse is. so this woman is getting freaked out, and my friend is apologizing and asking forgiveness since she was 'so drunk'. at this point i started to walk away, then my friend threw up on this woman and her car.

it was probably a very dick move, but i just left her there. idk how she got home, but i never asked.