Conversations For The Cool Kids

fuck im wacked

 

well if you're lookin for a spankin.. i'll give ya one.. naughty girl

 

i just learned a simple "magic" trick dealing with guessing numbers.

it's so simple though, but now i feel like god and will have to use it at parties in the future.

 

Haha, yeah I kind of deserve one. I was exceptionally "naughty" today because my car got broken into and trashed (awesome, right?) sooo I prettttyyyy much am just taking too many substances for a Sunday night right now just so I can pretend that today never happened

 

What's the trick, Horace? One of those "I can totally read your mind" tricks???

 

I still say genitalia fire

 

WHAT? Oh, of the person who broke into my car right? Or me? WHAT? I hope you don't mean me, that'd be terrible. But yes, the person who broke into my car, I would like to punch them in the cranium. But I asked a psychic (hahaha, really I did) and she said it was a homeless person, so whatever. I don't know why but that made me less angry because I was assuming it was just some dumbass trustifarian

 

it's just a simple equation, you start with a number b/w 1-10, then i tell you to do some simple math, and then the number you end up with i guess, and, i'll be right.

we can try it over the internet, but, obviously it won't be the same.

start with a number b/w 1-10, take that number and double it, then add 8, then half that number, then subtract the number you started with, and i can tell you your number.

 

I just burned my eye brow

 

OK, I have the number. What do you think it is?

 

your number should be 4

 

Shiitttt sonnnn, that's some Criss Angel mind freak stufff. Hot dammnn

 

69?

 

haha, yeah. it makes me feel like david blaine, except it's a really simple trick.

mind-reading impresses the ladies, right?

haha.

 

Mind reading totally impresses ladies and can definitely lead to love making.

FACT.

 

That's it!.............Thats the melody to Funky Town. Do do do do dooot do do do do doooo.

 

YEs yes it does

 

Cool! They just announced Bruce Springsteen is playing Superbowl Halftime Show this February.

 

sweet.

i knew it would take magic to get me laid...

 

i aint watchin it then