Conversation of the Stoned

i just woke up at 12:45

i had some crazy dreams

the first one involved george bush fucking this girl i was trying to get with; which was just a strange dream

the second one was a call of duty 4 type dream, played out as if it was real life

it was pretty hilarious too, for some reason

the last thing i did before i woke up was i was up on the third floor of this bomb-blasted building, and a "bad guy" was up on the fourth of the building beside it

he threw one grenade at me that i tried to catch but fumbled, but i picked it up and threw it back but i missed

so he threw another one and i caught it with my left and threw it right back at him, and it landed under his feet but he jumped out of the building

then i went down the second floor and as i was getting there i saw two other bad guys running to my building, and i was going to rpg them, but they saw me first, and they ran behind this blown up tank

one of them threw what sort of looked like a molotov cocktail at me but it didn't explode or catch anything on fire

as i was about to pull out my rpg, i heard then noticed another bad guy right below me on a catwalk type thing

so i thought it would be best to sort of do that jump down/holding on to the floor/swing kick/knock the guy off the catwalk thing

instead, i did that, but the guy was too far out of reach of my feet to actually land the kick, so there was nothing to contact, and i just ended up falling to the first floor

except as i did so, or, once i missed and my grip slipped, i remember busting out laughing b/c it was a funny move to try in the first place (obviously something you can't do in cod4)

and then i woke up laughing

and that's my story

 

Fuck its nice today. wish i was out a frolfin instead of working...ran home to snag some stuff on my lunch hour, back to the office but I'll only have like 70 minutes when i get back which is straight and then to the furniture store and then hopefully get to toss 18.

catch ya this afternoon evening everyone but if you go out before I talk to you be safe.


much love

show

 

I just texted the girl who has cid, but she works till 8, and she is a bitch to talk to. Hopefully I can get some though. I only have money for 2 hits

 

Ill probably end up majoring in Anthropology actually, since Im really interested in primates. Maybe cognative science as well. But yeah. Ill have a show on animal planet within 15 years.

 

well that makes sense, and is sort of the same thing i was asking, just more specified

like a primatologist

hopefully it'll go well for you

i tried taking physical anthropology (biological anthro) twice (though the main prob. was it was the same prof)

i'm sure the class would have been interesting, but that prof thought he was god

which i though ironic since he made it very clear how atheist he was

though, actually, i'm going to take that class again (i kind of have to, to fulfill a life science) just this time with a different prof who got way better reviews on ratemyprofessors.com

i don't know what i'd do without that site

 

wonderful evening. im finding myself here alot more when im baked..

and im loving it lol.

 

omg the sky is so beautiful right now. the sun just went down and now all the clods in the sky are glowing orange and pink with blue skys showing through in places. wish my camera wasnt dead...

 

I just got back from fishing therefore here's another skierdoods arm holding a fish picture:


Def one of the largest if not the largest smallie I've pulled out of there.

 

wow, that looks exactly like the last picture you posted.

i smell something fishy.




(i'm so sorry, i had to do that)

 

Heres the last one theres a bridge in the background, similar looking fish but the most recent one was just a tad bit fatter:

 

lol, yes, there is a bridge in the background. thank god you pointed that out, i was sitting here going, "wtf is that in the background!"





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oh wait, i get it now. you posted that b/c of what i said, ha. dude, i did that solely for the sake of the awesome pun.

 

lol that was just to point out that they are infact different pictures lol but I think I sense some sarcasm.

 

haha, well the first was just for the sake of the pun. and then i thought you posted ANOTHER picture of ANOTHER fish you caught, so yes, there was some sarcasm. but my second reply wasn't necessary b/c i realized you were just pointing out that they were different pictures (the first one the new one and the second the old one).

but i wasn't really doubting you, as i said, i saw my opportunity for a great pun, and i had to take it.

 

lol very punny

 

FUCK IM PISSED! The girl who is hooking me up with acid couldn't get a hold of the guy.

The guy from last night called me up to smoke with him again, I was down, but my mom is too suspicious. So...I'll just smoke in my room. hehehe

 

sorry to hear about your lack of acid, nate


i am out of weed also, but only until tomorrow..
so i'm just gonna drink a couple beers w/ some buddies, cause i had a loooong ass day at work today

 

whose got my heady bloody mary recipe?

Joker, Skier I'm looking in your direction

 

I bought a new accent chair recliner for the sitting room and a patio set for the balcony. Time to smoke a bowl and set that shit up!

 

@hippieatheart - i have that tshirt, however, now i have to actually check who you are when you post b/c your sig is not the same, lol

@theshow - i love getting high before working on a project

@everybody who is lacking what they want - i've been sober for damn near 2 weeks, get over it

 

@ everyone who is lacking what they want....I have everything you want sitting in my cabinet bitch