Conversation of the Stoned

oh yeah, that's right, you're going into the air force

i forgot all about that

just to mention, if you end up going over to japan, you'll apparently have the time of your life, a good friend of mine's little brother (who is also a friend) went there, and, yeah, japanese titty bars

 

no, there are less lazy ways of doing it

and by less lazy i mean more correct

 

lmao. yeah i've read up on them a bit.. the process seems so long though
and painful

 

I bet i would from the stories my recruiter was telling me. But it also sounds like i would have a good chance of getting VD too.

 

we can split the airfare...

Colorado is pretty much the higher being's gift to the world.

 

i was searching around trying to find pictures of my bong (b/c i could have swore i posted one or two) to put in my other thread

and i came across this:



god damn i miss that piece so much

that thing met it's maker...hard...and just shattered, everywhere

it was like a horror movie, and it all went in slow motion

 

that is cool looking.
i wish i had pictures of my old piece i miss that thing so much

 

man, that piece was so fucking awesome, that bowl was so deep, and it hit so perfectly

and every time i ran out of weed and i wanted to scrape the resin out, it was almost as if it was on teflon and it just came out

everything about that piece was perfect, everything, that is, except for it dying

 

same with mine!
i would barely have to scrape it, and it would all come out and make my pipe looking brand new.

 

where the hell did everyone go now?

 

fucking jackpot

i'm so happy right now

i was searching super hard for a picture of my bong

and i came across the gold mine

anyone remember the "high as fuck right now picture thread" thread? oh yeah, i found it

and i found all the picture i posted of myself on there, and god damn, am i goofy

however, i did find a picture, finally, of my bong, which i will post in that thread titled "politics" even though it's basically now a thread about my bong

i will, however, leave you with this, which i also re-found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAm9tfgtOf0

yeah, don't smoke weed and operate small machinery

 

I had a great ass nice, my parents think I was drinking and made me come home since this dude and I smoked like this off of 3 blunts. Person A: Hit, Hit, pass B: Hit Hit pass A:Count to 10 exhale, hit hit pass B: Count to 10 exhale. It got us high as shit.

He then said we need a wall and and a bench where no one can see us. Lol, I was scared as fuck, thinking he was gonna kill me. He's good. We find a spot, and he drives towards the wall fast as hell then stops. Hahahahhaha

Anyway we then did something stupid, but it was enjoyable. We basically made each other pass out and woken up in 2 seconds.

I then though he made me do gay shit when I woke up, since I was on my knees and he caught me when I fell and passed out. Shit.

 

lmao that video is funny.. the look on your face is priceless

 

that passing each other out thing is fucked up. haha
i did that shit once with a friend.. and it was my turn to make her pass out, so i did and she started falling on the floor and i couldn't catch her on time and she hit her head off the floor it was scary.

 

yeah, i'm normally not the kind of guy that finds himself funny, but i can't help but burst out laughing at that clip

i thought i was trying to take a picture, turns out i ended up taking a video

 

^^hahaha.

I forgot he also made me steal from a gas station, and we were chillin in a parking lot right by, then cop was sitting towards us but we were leaning down, so we were fine. We went stoned as hell in there, and he stole like 4 things and I took 1. I steal from big stores when needed.

 

Lol making each other pass out sounds like a teenage girl thing to do Nate

 

This was crazy since we were high as fuck. We didn't give a shit.

 

lmao nate!
who the hell was this dude. haha

 

Bad mofo Asian kid. He just likes to chill though.

A month before school ended he was drunk from a party in his car and his car was the target of a drive by.