Conversation of the Stoned

video games and devil music i tell ya!

 

tues-thurs for the rest of the month i have to wake up at 6:45am just to work for three hours

and i thought tomorrow was going to be the last time (no i didn't, but i was initially excited that at least tomorrow is the last day of the week that i'll have to do so, now that excitement is, well, not so exciting)

also, after a quick random very recent (just now) examination, i have some kind of poison ivy looking rash on... the palm of my head...

jesus...

 

last night i cut my finger really bad and the doctors had to use some special glue. it wasnt as painful as i thought. little hard to type but meh whatever.

 

Dude.... that blows.

 

If you have a palm on your head you have bigger issues

 

haha :iagree:

 

wtf is all this palm head talk about?

 

Glad I'm not the only one who found that sentance a little stange. :hat:

 

happy hump day kidz

 

we had a pizza party for hump day at work. Well it was really cuz some guy is getting promoted but I pretended it was for hump day.

 

Thats awsome. Im so jelious. I would get one, but I need some room for my dogs.

 

MAn I love being a hot mess at a fuckin rager, especially when my face melts.

I've been toying with a smart car, there's a dealership down the stret from my office. I know they are rated safe, but I still feel like itd be slightly dangerous with all the idiot SUV drivers around here...there are times I don't feel safe in my golf. I'll trade you a ride in the smart car, for a ride with theshow...

 

awesome

obviously waking up at 6:45am during the summer after many days of waking up at 1pm is starting to affect me

either way, i obviously meant the palm of my hand

which still sucks

apparently it might be eczema, maybe? i have no idea

 

STOP JERKING OFF!

There, problem solved.

 

oh yes, that's the problem

the day i can successfully whack off with my left hand is the day i stop going outside

i found the closest thing symptom-wise on wikipedia - dyshidrosis

but those pictures make me want to vomit, even though those pictures are severe versions

my hand looks nothing like that

it doesn't even look bad at all, in fact, you can't even tell there's anything on my hand

except, well, i can, they're just tiny little palm-of-hand colored bumps that sort of itch but not really, a little bit, but moreso just bothersome

hmmm

i have no idea what caused it, and cannot really think what i've touched or anything of that nature that may have made it flare up in the first place

i just happened to sit down one moment around 4 o'clock and noticed some bumps on my hand, rubbed them a bit, and realized that it was some sort of rash

also, as slightly mentioned above, definitely don't look up "eczema" on wikipedia

especially if you've just eaten

 

Soooo... I totally bought a SmartCar!!! AHHH!! Its my first new car ever! I feel like a real adult now!!!! I get it on Monday!!!! Ahhhh!!!!! I just want to scream!!! It's silver with red interiors. It's amazing, not exactly what a wanted but now I don't have to a year to get one!!! I'm freaking out!!!

 

something you'll definitely want to watch then

not to, ya know, rain on your parade

 

no matter what you drive into a concrete wall at 70mph.. you're probably gonna fuck yourself up either way

 

so since you can afford a new car, are you gonna be my sugar momma?

 

it's sweet though that the windshield doesn't crack or like explode. it stays completely intact.