Convers Here..

I figured but it was just fun to bust some balls.

 

haha no, actually its the first time Ive seen a bum on my porch. I cant blame him. Its hot and my porch is shaded and cool. id rather give em food than cash. dammit.. Missed 4:20 again..

 

I'll be anyones fuck buddy.. fuck buddies are nice

 

I smoked at 420 out on the bike trail.

 

Fixed that to save you from embarrassing offers lol

 

ah... nothing quite like the first hit after work.... tis nice... too fuckin bad all i got left is enough for one more bowl.. on that note.. im pissed.. my person went out of town this weekend.. i could have gotten rid of an elbow easily.. well thats her loss... and mine

 

LOL werd..

 

eric, you whore. hahhhahahaha After 5 fuck buddies, Ive only come across two genuinely cool one. the current dick and another friend a few years back. we're still friends and joke about till this day. his girlfriends are never told however. There's alot of weirdoes out there. the last one was psycho. this one is too cool, and if he gets the vasectomy, I have no reason to leave him. if he doesnt fall for me, its all good.

 

i just have my one fuck buddy... i get it once a week.. i need it like 3 times a day... with ratios like that i'm gonna need 21 different fuck buddies.... girls.. leave your name and number and we'll set up what time and day of the week you wanna fuck..

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it's probably been a little over a month now... ugh that's so sad. haha
i do live in a small town, but most of my friends are guys, lol.. so i could get it whenever i wanted pretty much, i just choose to be the good girl and stay loyal to my boy, or at least try to be :tongue;

 

Your sexually frustrated!? Try over a year and a half. Then come talk to me. It fucking sucks.

And I never realized you were a chick hilder...lol.

 

the question is.. Is he behaving himself wherever he is.. Damn eric, that sounds like a good idea. I have an option of a second dick, but he's an asshole and a little dick, so i'd rather wait for the awesome hung one. hahah Shit If I had it my way id get it everyday a few times a day. just like my Ganja. who's stoned? I am. fixing to go make lentil soup.

 

Im not yet, but im picking up an eigth of some cali in a few hours.

 

christ


just.....just christ

 

LMFAO.. yeah, Im al girl. how did you not realize? I talk about dick all the time, even in my old sig. haha

 

I guess ive missed those posts. And the evil biscuit kind of throws me off. Only really cool chicks would have that.

 

haha but of course. Im the coolest of the cool. you just gotta get to know me.

 

your evil biscuit vs. :



eviler biscuit!

 

thats sweet

 

Hers wins...hands down. Hers has eaten blood, yours just has a knife in its mouth.