Convers Here..

Just got back from eating at an Indian restuarant with my dad, he is sleeping now, so it's time for a bowl.

What's new with you Chuck?

 

oohh.. the bestest.. thats right.. bestest.. he's getting a vasectomy nest week!!!!!! No more possibilities of babies or need for birth control!!!! yayz..I can buy even more weed with those 50 bucks.. hahahahahahaha forvgive me yall, I've turned to stone.

 

nice.
I just finished a bowl trying to clean and then heading over to the folks for an extended family dinner for Dad's day.

I had a fuckin kickass weekend, went to the railroad earth shows on fri/sat, got down hard with some old friends, new friends, and friends I hadn't seen since I was your age. Reconnected with them and found out we're all doing sonic bloom festival in winter park next weekend so it was badass. Picked up some killer doses. My buddy got a public consumption ticket, I got my bowl taken, we had to toss out our sack...the security was super tight for a denver show.

 

Hell no, I would NEVER get a vasectomy!

 

Damn man, I met saw at kid today, that I hadn't see from last year, but that is going to be nothing compared to seeing my friends after college. Damn man, sounds like a great time.

 

why is that? Nobodys fault but your own, Go out and fuck something right now!!!
And if you cant fuck something..
Then fuck something up...let air out of your neighbors tires and get a rise out of watching them be pissed... idk...

 

you have to have balls first.....

sorry,lol.

 

^ok.

My friend has a pet rat that has balls probably the size of its head.

 

hahaha orison, thats funny.. what you said to hippieatheart.. well, he's getting a vasectomy because he doesnt want kids. He's 37; its not like he's a kid.. also, He has money and he said that the last bitch he fucked tried to tie him down with a kid that wasnt even real. I understand, and I approve.. I dont want no babies either.

 

He lives about an hour away from me, and I haven't seen him since I left college for the summer
That's probably the last time I had sex.
I do need a fuck buddy... I'm so sexually frustrated lol

 

i too am frustrated in the penis to vagina area of my life

however, on a side note

for some reason, i'm going to wear pants today

 

dude that sucks. how long has it been? sexual frustration is the worst.. gets even worse that week after your period when all you can think of is sex. even the orgasms are better.. I know what ya mean, I only get laid once a month.. twice if im lucky.. sigh. the disadvantage of having a self-employed workaholic man for a dick. do you live in a small town? no guy friends or guy friends of said guy friends? come on, youre a stoner girl.. we're awesome.. youre 19, it cant be that hard to get laid.

 

women are so confusingly simple

 

I only wnat laid when its hard..

 

you know what a sad saturday night consists of?

smoking resin

out of your bong

using matches



that was so pathetically worth it, ha

(when i was high last night i was going to post this, and i kept forgetting, and for some reason i just felt like my pathetic attempt to get high (fiending much?) last night should be put out in the public record)

yep

 

ukek projectial vomiting come through...

 

hahaha that is sad.. I hate when I fiend for weed.. makes me feel like a crackhead. Can I get a push? hahahahahahaha dudes.. I just went outside coz Im watering the yard and there was a bum asleep on the porch swing.. scared the shit out of me. he apologized and went away.. Its so hot. I feel bad for him. I gave him a bottle of water and a sandwich.

 

I predict Nate stepping in any moment to make a witty response to this.

 

do bums often find rest on your swing? where do you live, sounds like a infestation problem.. lol, just kidding homeless people are cool and Im always handing something out, recently I was at work and this homeless guy asked me for a smoke I gave him a pack of rollies I had and 5 bucks he walked right into mcdonalds and bought himsekfs some food, I would of rather of seen him buy from somewhere else but, at least it wasnt going to the crackdealer.

 

I saw it right when she posted it, but I just didn't feel like stepping in.