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^^^ or have a very disappointing night if everything goes wrong....

 

Blechhh I just grabbed an IBC root beer out of the fridge and it tasted funny. Apparently I wasnt paying attention when I bought them since I got diet. It tastes all fake and bland.

 

mmm.. diet soda.... yuck.. that shit is worse for ya than regular soda..

 

I know, and it tastes bad too. I don't drink a lot of soda but I do enjoy myself some IBC root beer from time to time, it just sucks that I fucked up and bought diet.

 

Its pretty much like if I went into the beverage center and wanted to get some Dogfish head 90min IPA and accidentally grabbed Mich Ultra....

 

Hey everyone.
I just got back from seeing The Happening.. it is fucked up.

 

is it good though?

On another note my buddy borrowed my bubbler last night cuz all he had was his dugout. Anyways he gives it back to me a couple min ago and he packed it for me as payment so Im gonna go smoke.

 

Yeah it's pretty good.. you would never guess what the shit is that's actually killing them, but I'm not gonna tell you cause that would spoil the movie.. but it is a pretty fucked up movie.

 

Nice thats one of the movies thats out that I wanna see. Also eventually I wanna see the Love Guru because it looks silly and its got Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan in it.

 

I believe its bedtime for this kid.

 

Oo, but I just got here.....

 

Good afternoon guys.

 

Yesterday was the best night of my life.

It's true.

 

what's a happening nate?

why was last night so solid capt?

 

I got hammed at a party, well not really a party just like 10 people drinking and smoking weed. Then while we were all drunk this chick I never met says we should all play truth or dare. So I say I'm down just because I'm hammed.

So the game goes on. Then I say "I dare you to make out with her" and I point to the chick I never met. She looked pretty hot so my friend did it. Then like 15 minutes later she takes off these huge ass sunglasses she had on..... And it turned out she wasnt that hot without the big glasses covering her face lol. I just started giggling and my friend looked at me with a pissed off face.

Then Give A Little Bit by Supertramp came on the radio AGAIN, I've been hearing that song everywhere. I was so drunk because these two chicks always split on a 40 of smirnoff watermellon vodka but they never finish it so they always give me some.

The walk home took forever though because we were in a different city, but it's cool because all we had to do was walk straight and thats the way back to Hamilton. I fell over twice on the way and my friend puked all over the sidewalk.

The bottom line is: Truth or Dare is fun. And beer is good.

 

good afternoon peoples. I have limped my way back, Just like I promised. Last night was great for me too. beer is great and getting a hurting put on me all night is great too. Everything hurts. my neck, my back, my hips, my hair.. other stuff.. hehe but I scratched the shit out of him, so he has his own battle wounds.. Oh, and I measured his dick. 8 3/4 inches.. :drool5: tmi? hahahahahahahhhhahahahah

 

So did you just bust out the tape measure and were like "Hey can I measure you up I need to brag to all my friends on Hip Forums?" lol

 

Hahaha actually kinda. no, haha. I was giving him head and I have always had touble taking him all the way to the base. He's always told me be's 8 inches even. so I was exasperated coz I wanted it all, and I couldnt. I had just eaten an hour before he text me to come over, and I didnt wanna push myself and puke all over the guy. I have taken 7.5 inches down, without a probem, and didnt think a half inch would be much different. I told him he was bigger than 8. so, I bust out the tape measure, and sure enough 8 3/4 and 6 inches around...I got used to the thickness, but i have 3/4 of an inch to go. I will do it. even if I cant eat for two days. It is my new mission. he aint complaining.. hahaha I had to tell someone!! Its not every day you come across a monster like that. and my gay boy is at the beach so I cant tell him all about it.. though I will. e even got a picture of it in its full glory.. but ya'll dont wanna see that.. LMAO

 

Ugh, I'm so jealous.
I haven't had sex in forever

 

Aww im sorry doll.. what happened with that guy you were doing? you need a fuck buddy. They're grrreat.. least mine is..