Control the world

I wanted Texas, but I'm willing to give it up. I will take Australia, and Antarctica, from which I will begin my plans of overthrowing Canada, so I can return it to it's rightful owners! lol

 

ha, as a canadian i must say we're prolly in better hands with indescribability than with the guys running it now
and i'd also like to say, us canadians like our cocaine and most definitely be up for taking over columbia, except we'll need some guns or something cause all we have are rocks and sticks...and a couple of stolen guns from detroit

 

sorry, canada isn't taking over south america. just not gonna happen

 

I'm taking Egypt.

 

hey, fitz, since it seems i won't be getting my hands on canada anytime soon, howzabout you and i join up antarctica and south america? you can harvest the coke and i can put it on ice! lol

 

yeah..us canadians are harmless and very poorly organized, yes believe that we're never gonna take over south ameria, that's what we want you to believe :X

 

we got an alliance...

now, i'm just gonna claim central america too. and i think i'll take over africa after that

 

cool, i'm in bro.

 

gimme russia

*kicks opec out

*starts pumping oil

 

damn, i was gonna take russia....FITZ! we need to send some troops over there to get russia back! maybe ruski can help us out!

 

russia is gonna be hard to conquer

 

*pats huge arsenal of nuclear warheads

*reduces price of oil to friendly countries.... raises it to those who show animosity

mhm

 

Where are my virgins?

 

bird, if you help me an fitz take out russia, you can have all the virgins you can handle,..and they can stand around and watch birds with you alllll day!

 

Consider our alliance made.

 

excellent...OZ! You are slowly losing power to the south and the west! We will take you out, and confiscate your virgins! Prepare!

 

*polishes warhead

*gives china all the oil it can consume

*takes china as it seems to be going free

*controls the biggest oil supplier and the biggest exporter in the world



Ready when you are

 

does the name JR Ewing mean anything to you??

 

why can't we all just get along
love man that's where it's at, loose those weapons and put on your teddies
love man, just gotta spread the love~

 

were talking about world domination here...

we can do all the loving afterwards