Continue to insult the poster above

Masticates continually.

 

Spends HOURS in the bathroom polishing his tooth!

 

Is an accomplished Fart Walker.

 

Plays banjo music-on his nose hair!

 

Is really bald. Uses a hamster for a toupee.

 

Made a chest wig out of old broomheads-then realised he needed a [manly] chest!

 

Owns an entire chest of 'drawers'

 

Is SOOOO jealous,just because my crystal slingbacks with the goldfish in the heel were the ones SHE bid on-but I beat her by 10p at the last second!

 

It was in retaliation for getting the larmei dress, it really did look better on you! Bitch!

 

Ooh-hark at 'Miss Rigger Boots' 2012,getting all snotty!

Don't you worry your pretty little head Toots-I'm sure anoraks will come back into fashion one day....

 

Drives a mini, because his heels wont reach the pedals in a MANS car!

 

Rides her cow bareback to the market.

 

Can't tell the difference between an "Insult the poster above" thread and a "make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread.

You really are the pits!

 

.....says 'Miss Midden' 2010! She lifted her arms in victory and all 8 spectators,who'd travelled from all four corners of her outside toilet,had to be recsussita....resusiteute....resussingat...oh,bollocks....all 8 had to be revived!

 

Has difficulty remembering when or if he took his meds.....;-)

 

Refused to take his meds! The results being obvious!... Nut job!

 

morrow invented the fruit-burger!

 

could not hold fart the longest...

 

True,true....but orison does the wettest ones!

 

took LSD and tripped over a cordless phone ..