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You suck

 

needs a vacuum cleaner....;-)

 

Is currently trying to make a ice skating rink in his back yard.

 

secretly craves a wet spanking ;-)

 

was the ape that pulled people off the stage on the gong show...he used to grope the men by the sack when he pulled them off the stage.

 

has secret thoughts of singing in the local opera concert.....;-)

 

secretly longs to be asked to play Cinderella in the local pantomime next Xmas.
Has already bought crystal slippers and a blonde wig,which he 'practices' in every night....

 

Secretly longs to be farmouts prince charming, just cant seem to be charming enough!

 

Is waiting for a prince charming that owns a chocolate factory.

 

Has decided to run for president....of the local Chocolate Bodywash Club......

 

Likes only milk chocolate, on his women, lol

 

sucks dick for chocolate. one guy tried to give her $5. and she said thats to much money just give me a king sized chocolate bar.

 

8D .....thinks he has found a weakness in a woman, that they will do anything for chocolate...should have asked a woman!

 

You are the suck

 

Your so badly deranged, and you! Suck baaaaad!

 

Needs to find a vacuum with lips.....;-)

 

Displays dog vomit in mason jars as an artistic expression.

 

Always makes sure he has restricted items on himself when going through the airport checkpoints, so he can get the deepest pat down possible. Feels it's the best foreplay he's ever had, so he books random flights to ghost towns weekly.

 

Picks up random particles of dirt and eats them.

 

God hates you